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Is This A Joke Or What?

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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

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What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

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Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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Dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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☺☺☺ ♫♫♫ George Bush's Second Term ♫♫♫
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Euphemisms people use for farts ... Gravy Pants, Firing Scud Missiles,Turd Honking , Mud Duck ,Panty Burps ,Pant Stainers, Cut the Cheese

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn

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Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

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Did you hear about the new French tank?
It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!

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♫♫♫ Good to Be in DC. A Classic!
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JibJab ☺ "Big Box Mart"
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What We Call the News ;-)
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JibJab :This Land". Bush at his Best!
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♫♫ Time for Some Campaignin'... too funny!
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