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Defi/ 🪂/Yapper/AI Automation / Chelsea 💙

[JO @Jokolo_A]

All my friends that never liked taking pictures are doing that photoshoots now with their Mrs. New age marriage do this one.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t see anything wrong with the things they do until you do it back to them.

[JO @Jokolo_A]

Lol all the the bid to avoid FFP charges.
If you like auction the last air he took in during his time, someone must go to jail

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Several items from @PepTeam's office are up for auction 🤝

Explore all the items on offer below ⤵️

🔗 https://t.co/ekI9Xe0A2W

[Boba Ball™️ @Boba_Ball_]

Becoming a man is basically realising no one gives a fuck about you

[Meistermind @mistameister]

Don’t believe the hype. Until the spear enters the sheath, this is only a ceremony 😂

[JO @Jokolo_A]

You will be the ‘bad’ person

[Mr Sergio @samson_samsen]

I know you read this and your first reaction is, "She's just a bad woman."

No, she's not a bad woman. She's a woman. They never outgrow or overcome their sense of entitlement.

This is why any gesture you make for a woman should never become routine. If there is an interruption in that practice, she will never understand it.

[JO @Jokolo_A]

Scary tbh

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

You dont know what God has done for you if you aren't partnered with someone who is obsessed about sharing every bit of their life online.

[JO @Jokolo_A]

😂😂

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[JO @Jokolo_A]

😂😂😂😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

The definitions 😂🤣

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You people sha want to use imagination to make this ‘push gift’ narrative become a norm

Kole werk

Push gift kor…

Call something a ‘gift’.. Yet, want to ‘demand’ it and tell what it should be.

Bullcrap!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Because that’s about the only one we can get at the expense of nothing at least..

- Quality time ? - Bills still on us

- Words of affirmation ? - Feels like we’re begging for reassurance so we’ll rather not be labelled ‘insecure’

- Receiving gifts ? - From selfish ‘people’ that only want to be gifted ?

- Acts of service ? - Y’all call it ‘sl@very’ now.

So…

[JO @Jokolo_A]

My baby is a foreigner

[JO @Jokolo_A]

Bank holiday gone… 😂😂

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

Assistant Coach of Enugu Rangers during the period he underwent trial:

Mundu Usman

Some regular players of Enugu Rangers during the period he underwent trial there:

Efe Yarhere
Itodo Akor
Haliru Umar
Dada Bitrus
Ousmane Sane
Alhaji Gero
Razak Adegbite
Sanusi Sani
Ajibade Omolade

The first 2 actually joined Rangers around the same time he was trying out.
Sane (a Senegalese) also joined around the same period, from Sharks of Port Harcourt.

Make of that what you will.

[JO @Jokolo_A]

You go dey manage your bad day and one useless person go dey ask you multiple useless questions. Read the room dumbo

[CarefreeYouth @CarefreeYouth]

Hopefully it ends like Sir Alex Ferguson picking David Moyes to be his successor…

[JO @Jokolo_A]

Enzo Maresca, I will never wish you well. Even in the darkest times, I will be there to mock you. Anumanu

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Chelsea statement on Enzo Maresca.

“Chelsea FC appreciates the 2025/26 season was a hugely disappointing one for the Club and its supporters. A major contributing factor was the disruption caused as a result of changes that the Club was forced to make to the Head Coach position over the Christmas period”.

“Due to recent developments, we consider that it is important to explain to our supporters what happened and why our former Head Coach left the Club on 1 January 2026”.

“In Autumn last year, the Club was informed by our former Head Coach that there might be an opportunity for him to succeed Pep Guardiola at the end of the season”.

“It became clear to us that it was his strong desire to succeed Guardiola and that he was fully committed to pursuing the opportunity, despite the fact he was under a long-term contract which he had no right to terminate”.

“In December 2025, our Head Coach unexpectedly and abruptly resigned from his position. Obviously, we felt let down as we believed that his head and heart were focused on another club and another opportunity, despite having just arrived at Chelsea the year before”.

“No club wants to change its head coach midway through a season. However, in light of his decision not to continue fulfilling his responsibilities through to the end of the season, the Club was left with no choice but to protect our players, our supporters, and the Badge and accept his resignation”.

“In the circumstances and given the mutual respect between clubs, a confidential settlement has been reached with Manchester City, which includes the payment of compensation. A confidential settlement has also been reached with the former Head Coach under which he will pay compensation”.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

No. Men treat you the way they want to be treated at the beginning.

Over time, they start treating you the way you treat them.

Men don’t change… they adapt. No announcement or drama. They simply adjusted their effort and energy to match yours. Reciprocity is very important to men.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.