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Larki : Baba G!
Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye

Baba; Ghar chali ja beti.,

Samajdar admi kbi shadi ni karta.

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Admi:Sir meri biwi guum gai hai Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi Admi: ohho Sorry khushi main samaj hi nahi aa rha kahan jao

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Doctr: Achi Sehat k Lye roz wrzish kro

Papu:Hum Roz Cricket or Football khelty he

Doctr: Kab tk?
Papu: Jab tk mobil ki Battry Low na hojae

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FATHAR: Beta, Barhy ho kar DSP banogy na.!!
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#BeTa: Nahi abu Mai DOG Banuga.
#Fathr: DOG.?
BETA: Yes DOG.!

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Wo Ishq ki raaho main kia kamal kr bethi >
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Likh kr "I LOVE YOU"
"send to all" kr bethi.
akh yar is k kam

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Larka:

Tum kon C Cream Lgati Ho?

Larki khuSh Ho k:

koi B To Nai,

Larka:

To Laagaya kar Na KaLiii..

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Shohar: Agr tmhe kuch ho gya to mai Pagal ho jaunga.

Bv: Dusri shadi to nhi kroge?

Husband: Pagal ka kya hai,

kuch bhi kr skta hai.

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Kisi Ne Bilkul Khaali Msg Bheja Hai.
Ye Koi Insaniyat Hai ?

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Dadi Putar Zra Andr Se Mere Dant Le Aa

Pota Dadi G Abi Roti To Bani Hi Nhi

Dadi Putar Roti Ni Khani Tera Dada Nraz He Usko Smile Deni Hy

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Girl; Ami Mahemano k liye sharbat banane k liye nimbo ni hen

Ami: Ary darti Q hy New Vim Baar mein 100 Nimbo ki Taaqat hy!

Dl dy 2 boond

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Africa Mein: Aik kaLy Ne kali larki Se AnDhari RaaT Mein,

SaMaNdaR Ke KiNaRe RoManTic Mo0d Me PocHa .

JaNu kidar Ho Nazar Ni a rahe.

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Girl Frnd; Kitni bi Chalo Ho Kabi UsSe Dosti Mat Toro?

Q.K.??

Pani Kitna bhi Ganda HoJae AAG Bhujane K Kaam To Aa He Jata Hy

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Fruit Khrab Ni Hota Makhyan Kharab Krti Hn

Wah Wah
Fruit Kharab Nhi Hota Makhiyan Khrab Krti Hn
Bacha Khrab Nhi Hota Bachiyan khrab krti ha

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Seny Pe chali Goli

Jab UThi Us ki Doli

Mere HaaTh ki UnGlioN Pr wo UnGliaN Rakh kr Boli
YasSu,
Panju,
Haar,
KaBooTer,
Do0li.

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Khaak Mutthi mein Liye Qbr Ki Ye Sochta Houn....!!

insan Jo mrty Hain to "Gharoor Kahan Jata Hai"...??

Plz Get Up And Say Prayer

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TmNe Dekha Hy Kbi ChaNd Se Girta PaNi?

MeNe DeKHa Hy Ye MNzR, ApNa Moo DhoTy Hue

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"Bigri hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani hai..

20% hum bachpan se batmeez the!!

aur 80% Dosto ki meharbani Hy....
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Ek Muddat Ka Baad Uski Call aai Or Uski Awaz Souni,

To Dil Ne Mujhse Ye Sawal Pucha?

"Aby Jaldi Yaad Kar 'Konsi Waali Hy..

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Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka sentence banao,

Pathan: AGARBATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata he..

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Pakistan ki hifazat krain.....

Q K aap sab ki , . .. .

"Dulhany" Yahin se milte hain..

Silent msg 4 all boys...!
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