Jolie

Writer, editor, journalist w/ a hazards and disaster focus. 🌪 Former mermaid, frequent crusader, and occasional hot mess. Also @[email protected].

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T-minus an hour until we kick off the #HazWs with two exciting film showings. Not sure how to decide which to go to, both are so compelling. #QuakeHeroes #Elemental

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I haven’t been on this app forever, but just popping in for #SciWri2023 really makes it clear how degraded it’s become. 😢

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Go Nuggets! 💙💛💙💛

#MyGiant #GoodTimes

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Shut up Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation. You don’t know me.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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@profkrg Thanks for the reminder!

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Three in seven days. I hate it here.

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@svershbow My boyfriend does this with sports sometimes. I’m mortified but there are always like 80 bros coming up asking “What’s the score dude?” to reinforce the bad behavior.

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@am_anatiala The Power by Naomi Alderman

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@jenni_gritters I plan what to work on the night before and then the first hour of the day is for my projects. Because when exhausted, I push through for work projects but blow off my own priorities.

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I’m so exhausted by fearing for my child. Also, this is how kids interpret your #EmergencyCommunications @cuboulderalerts.

#WhenDoesItEnd #WarningFatigue

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@Grabthor2 @gwenckatz I totally relate. I even have an imperious 7th-grade essay where I call BS on Poe purposefully including any of The Tell-Tale Heart themes we discussed. *cringe*

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Why am I a plotter in all things, but just start pantsing my ass off when it’s time to write. #DeepestOfSighs #NotEffective #AmWriting

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@uusaint Carlson condemns the sexualization of crayons.

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My child has discovered a passion for journalism and I’m thrilled to my core but also what have I done to her?!? 😱

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If you always said weary when you really mean wary, would you appreciate a gentle correction (privately) or rather just not know? #SoTorn

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@WaywardChad Growing up in Missouri, this was a common but “old people” way to eat apples and watermelon. 😂

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@heatherllevy I’ve never felt connected to a place until I breathed my first breath of Scottish air. I literally yearn to be there nearly every day. ❤️

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Anyone else notice how “cozy” is word du jour? I’m hearing about cozy mysteries, getting cozy casserole recipes, and just read about a cozy snowshoe trail. #HowToRuinAWord

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@_sneakygirl @jilltwiss Right?! Puzzles are such great distractions.

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@LR_Lam Both so good, but I like the attitude of the full body pic.