Jolene Chevalier

Entertainment Consultant at How To Concerts LLC

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Due to popular demand by his coworkers, he’s been rehired. But so help me if this employee ever tries to throw my “gotyernose” down the garbage disposal again.

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Of course someone is playing the recorder in the airport.

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Read out loud:

Me “Jude name one thing you love about Eden”
Jude “I love Eden garlic bread”

Pause

“Wait nooooooo”

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Me “Why don’t the mosquitos ever bother (4 year old)?”
@LucheJiminez “Because his blood is made out of gasoline and Red Bull?”

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Supposed to say your mom. Or your sister. Not my. I’m telling on you.

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4 year old: “I have black salmon in my hair”
Me: “...How does your brain work?!”

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Yesterday my 3 year old hugged me so hard he punched me in the ear.

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Here @Ginger_Zee is rocking a velvet dress at 8am and the one I ordered makes me look like Robin Hood’s girlfriend.

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How can you not love Denver?! So ready to kick off THE LONG WAY TOUR tonighttttttt!

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It’s International Women’s Day! I’m thankful for the strong women in my life, & the opportunity to learn from them, love them, & support them!

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@GMA please tell @rhettandlink my kids request their belly button song video daily!

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Work, care for sick kids, repeat.

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Last night in Nashville was dreamy town! Amazing! Thanks for helpin out the kids @StJude

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When your grandma brings over a rose just so your kids can smell it... so sweet!

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Showing me artwork:
"Mom mine is a parrot puppet!" -Eden "Mom mine is just a dead piece of paper." -Ellie the realist

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I think it's time I tweet all the weird things my kids say.

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That moment wen getting up at 5:30am to get work done only gives you 7 minutes before the first kid wakes up.

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It's that time of year where I could work 24 hrs a day and still not feel completely caught up.

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My son has pink eye. Reminds me of Bob Costas circa 2014.

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No one but Beyoncé could take pregnancy photos like this and not end up on those "awkward family photos" lists.