Jolien Goedleven

80% Sarcasm |
20% Coffee

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

@taylorswift13 Joel wearing a Friends sweater is the next best thing to Taylor saying: 'I'm trying to be as educated as possible on how to respect people.' Let's all.
#MissAmerciana

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

I just wrote a review on Button Poetry https://t.co/U2YhkgRhO1 via @yotpo

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

#IMDb #EmilyBlunt #JohnKrasinski

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

The smell of new books.

#BookDepository #goodreads

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

So today my inner geek took over.

#AttackonTitan #tomfelton #HarryPotter

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat."

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why is peter pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

[George RR Martin @GRRMspeaking]

Happy Birthday to Me :D

[The Emmys @TheEmmys]

Congratulations to Peter Dinklage on your #Emmys for @GameOfThrones #GameOfThrones

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

@FACTSConvention Wanneer wordt het programma online gezet? =D

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

About last night.
#Lichtstoet #Mol

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

@Annelien_M @EllenGoedleven @LiesbethGoedlev Helaas heb ik mijn foto met Tom Felton op 30/9 al besteld ;)

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

@EllenGoedleven @LiesbethGoedlev We should just go ahead and live at King's Cross Station.

[IMDb @IMDb]

#FantasticBeasts stars #JudeLaw and #EddieRedmayne surprise the witches and wizards going #BackToHogwarts at Platform 9 ¾ today! ⚡️

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

Hear hear !

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

I'm Sorry To Tell You That Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Is Gross https://t.co/whPiy4sC2u

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

"We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at each other…"

Richard Nixon

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

They don’t. They put animal welfare above religious cruelty.

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

Haha, what is happening x)

#MyHeroAcademia

[Sanne Wevers @SWevers]

QUALIFIED for the TEAM FINAL and BEAM FINAL 😍🍀 so happy right now!! Thank you for all the support ❤🇳🇱
-> Team final on saturday
-> Beam final on sunday
#beamfinal #teamfinal #european #championships #gymnastics #glasgow2018 #Plantina #craft #teamNL #JF #zwitserleven

[Filip Raes @raziraes]

Just spotted this flyer ad valvas.

[Jolien Goedleven @JolienGoedleven]

Red Welby: You are right. Got three billboards out there. Nobody's put nothing up out there since 1986. That was 'Huggies'.
Mildred Hayes: How much to rent out all...

#ThreeBillboardsOutsideEbbingMissouri