JollyCrab

fighting against the copyright tyrant, ray william johnson

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that moment when you realize the B in "boobs" stands for BURGER!!!! 😂😂

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There’s only 12 hours of oxygen left on the Titan submersible.

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PSY has just OD'd on Fentanyl according to the New York Post 👀👀

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just got killed in fortnite by an esdeekid skin who had the username "The Crazy Mexican"

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hillary clinton 2028: this time shes serious

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Idea: Cheese grater hammer

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Dude! a skeleton just jumped at me from a coffin (cobweb covered) and it was scary

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just uncovered a secret underground complex hidden deep within a forest and it turns out the New York Times Crossword Puzzle is being tested on children but i couldnt tell if it was being done ethically or not

[melissa abate @melissa_abate]

#NewProfilePic

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just found out that OJ Simpson died and had to be physically restrained so I could not put the cyanide capsule in my mouth

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@ayumu__kasuga thats Okay

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someone please send help! i made crime boss Don Boniviocini of the Boniviocini family mad (jetski accident) and now I am at the bottom of the ocean with my feet trapped within a block of concrete! I only have a few hours left before I run out of oxygen!

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here, i got you a little something *hands you a swiss army knife with all of its appendages stuck shut by a layer of rust and grime*

[zirtsxu @zirtsxu7267]

this got 1 million likes in TikTok i'm not kidding

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i just messaged jeff dunham on instagram and he told me to kill myself

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

AHHHH!!!

Green guy with glasses is about to get hit by a CAR!!!!

Retweet, like and share to save him!

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Studio Ghibli food looks so good

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world

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wow really

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YUUUUUP

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

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