Lorne Sausage

Professor of Procrastination. Demotivational speaker. Writer of sentences. Wearer of hats. Private citizen. Resides mostly on Instagram.

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I was a washer girl, you were a stable boy. 😂😂😂 #Corrie #CoronationStreet #Mary

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@agf1052 😂😂😂

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@Number10cat 😂

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@albions012 @CMochan The way we do now.

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@BladeoftheS Mexico and Canada.

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@GeorgeFoulkes @scotgov Complain to UEFA.

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@jruddy99 What are you paid to do? Lick arse for England?

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@lady8642 If you're worrying about high taxes, you're being paid too much. Bugger off to England.

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@PaulJohnDykes @ACSOMPOD 3. Lennon hated Craig Gordon, which is why he dumped him. Also, Gordon would have been Chelsea's third choice keeper.

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@PaulJohnDykes @ACSOMPOD 1. I saw the clip you posted of @asimrabbani. It's refreshing to hear another intelligent and articulate voice on mainstream TV. 2. Yes, that's the original Glasgow Airport building. It's a legendary modernised structure designed by Sir Basil Spence.

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@meljomur What if you're willing to stake your reputation on #EnglishLabourInScotland?

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@afneil Diddums.

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@gowdavy @J1mbomc I know.

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@oakroyd Swans are evil.

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@RealStephenKerr You're a member of a sinister religious cult. Lying is what you do on a daily basis.

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@oakroyd Is that not the pond in your garden?

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@marionmain3 😂😂

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@paulhutcheon How can something that doesn't exist fight for survival?

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@Jacqui_C_ He'll be exposed soon enough.

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@albert84_mama @BBCSportScot @BBCScotlandNews It's the summer in the largest city in the world during a heatwave. You claim to be gay. Your dress sense is bound to be shite, and not helped by the obsession with muscles and stupidly-manicured facial hair.