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I used to be forklift certified

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It’s actually not that hard to be funny

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Can someone explain insurance to me? I’m just a kid entering her 29th year on this earth

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I just accidentally stole a block of cheese from the grocery store. 5 years ago I would have thought that was funny, now, at almost 30 I feel like a hardened criminal.

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@lilscoots9 We need to change this

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@lilscoots9 What if you had a dream about growing more teeth

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I wonder if I’ll ever achieve the level of happiness of a dog sticking its head out the window in a car

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My heart aches for fall, but also I want to go to the beach

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@lilscoots9 Ping and Pong have too refined of a palette for that

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@lilscoots9 Well you will

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@lilscoots9 They are literally one of my favorite fruits.

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There’s a plumber in my house, I don’t know what to do with myself. Do I follow him around? Do I offer to help? Do I go hide in my room and lock the door?

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Woke up with the overwhelming desire to ride a scooter today :(

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I’ve come to accept that I’m never gonna be the girl with nice legs in the summer. They’re just always going to be covered in bug bites and random bruises and that’s ok

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@lilscoots9 Do ostrich’s have good memories?

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@lilscoots9 Wait I was actually just thinking about this the other day

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A new pet peeve I’ve discovered is when people don’t hang up the phone after saying bye. Either I have to hang up, or I’m about to hear what the inside of your purse sounds like for the next 20 minutes.

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@lilscoots9 Let’s do it. I’m in

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