Thurlgood Martial

Currently optimistic but let's face it.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

@elmo Gentrify Sesame Street

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

I can’t wait to haul this guy in front of a Senate subcommittee.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

I thought this was a bit, I had to triple check that he was serious. They can’t even do phrenology “correctly”

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I’m tired of all the low IQ Democrats politicians in Congress. I got a 96 on my IQ test. That’s only 4 points from a perfect score. I wonder if any Dems even came close

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

I am haunted by the fact this tweet didn’t do numbers. It is my one regret as an ally and artist

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Gay Keith fuck these niggas up

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

It’s hilarious this asshole tried to frame Somalis as unintelligent grifters and can’t hold a multi syllabic conversation. You are an ogre.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@hasanthehun Never said I’m a genius 😂 and if you are talking about “intellectual suicide” maybe start with using proper punctuation in your sentences? Also they are slip-on sneakers (with elastic laces) you should get some they are awesome!

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

The elite pillage welfare by design. If you lived in complete confidence that in 3 weeks you wouldn’t be homeless you’d be outside doing something that would break their hold. It’s why they’re fucking with healthcare they want you afraid of financial consequences and paralyzed.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Honestly the thing I’ve had the most trouble grasping is why nazis are so scared. It’s almost like when they can’t hide behind numbers all that superiority they thought they had disappears.

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

ICE agent gets caught off duty with a Nazi SS tattoo on his neck (Minneapolis, MN 1/5/26)

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Bitches be communist till it come to the pussy; then it’s market socialism

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Crack cocaine is the closest we ever got to Mario power ups

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Today I stretched my natural hair to see how far it’d go, it went past my beard. If I see a bitch in a wig it’s misogyny season.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Turns out the whites got a lil Fatwa in em

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Pam from The Office is a modern day Mona Lisa, annoying white people will try and convince you she’s a baddie

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

@bust2nut I just found out about Johnny Somali, someone told me he wasn’t Somali but he sure looks like it

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

I wish I had grandparents man I’d steal their pills so much

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

I fucking love factoring, fuck you mean take a number and destroy it till it’s a series of smaller and thereby weaker numbers? That’s conqueror math dude I was all in, 4th grade was lit.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

My horny ass cannot watch Agatha All Along, love seeing mid white women be retarded.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

I don’t take any bender slander, it is the poor man’s vacation. I don’t have a villa but a damn sure got some fish scale and now the diurnal cycle don’t matter to me.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Every year I watch the Malice at the Palace just to see why white people had to invent guns. It’s modern day Spartacus.

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

@bust2nut Who’s that? Don’t worry bout dat he ain’t no Mr Beast

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

I hate how the “Balkan “breakfast” and “charcuterie” are more respected than this; it’s spiritually the same thing.