Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer

Grade 4 fixer, and the superior Pam.

- Not affiliated with Project Moon.

[𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓 || 𝑫𝒂𝒘𝒏 𝑶𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑹𝒆𝒑. @CR4CKATD4WN]

[Location: Warp Station.]
[Request Information: There have been sightings of "Dried-up" corpses within the trains. It is suspected the culprit may be a bloodfiend, similarly to the "Murder on the Warp Express" case.]

"... We have arrived. I hope our contractor won't take long."

[Oscar | Wedge Office Rep. @sparkingspear]

"𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓊𝓈 𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓈. 𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝒸𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻-𝓈𝒶𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓊𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻."

——— Oscar, Wedge Office Representative.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@idoltimetiph My name isn't Pubert!!! Why does everyone say it is??? Also why is *she* Pamelius, I'm the one actually named Pameli!!!

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

Those are NOT our names.

[Mexican Sora @idoltimetiph]

my sons pamelius and pubert

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@Olivierlibary I cried. Thank you for the support.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@WanedEventide Yup.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

I had a nightmare and the only way to rid myself of it is to share it with everyone else...

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@JoltingPuncture // our secret admirers. Just smile and wave, smile and wave

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@Donclairposting Why is his name Email Skincare

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

Okay Skincare, whatever you say.

[𝑊𝐸𝐷𝐺𝐸 𝑂𝐹𝐹𝐼𝐶𝐸 𝐹𝐼𝑋𝐸𝑅 @lMMATUREGR33N]

Pubert😂😂😂

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@JoltingPuncture Quiet down Pamelius, or they'll figure us out...

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@pun94612647 What the hell did you just call us?

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

We are, thank you for noticing.

[⃟ @rhinedonttir]

SO CUTE?

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @Olivierlibary @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture I will assist him

(Throws a rock)

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

He made us pose for this.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@Olivierlibary @PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture Please kick his ass he made Pamela sad.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture Who knows.🖕
Beats me. 🖕
Could be anything, really. 🖕

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture Figures, echo chambers can be pretty loud, so let me spell it out for you in a way even a senile, deaf old geezer like you could understand.

(She flips him the bird)

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture Must be hard hearing much of anything with all the sounds echoing around in that empty metal head of yours, even if you slap some skin on it and call it a face.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture I never said that until after you did, so, no. You aren't.

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture Grown-ass man going "googoo gaga"

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@PuppetedStrings @sparkingspear @JoltingPuncture I would stab your leg again but you poked my kidney and everything hurts so I'll leave it at a crisp "Fuck you"

[Pameli | Wedge Office Fixer @JoltingPiercer]

@CR4CKATD4WN // We win theeeese