Jomiloju

trying to exist

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

If I don guide na to go apply for citizenship to another country and pay for it if possible, this Nigeria no be country again

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

Pounded yam being my favorite meal no mean say make Anno taste hot yamarita

[zibi🩷💛💙 @liptoniced_tea]

on top woman wey e Dey perpetually cheat on

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

I just Dey follow myself talk for this app

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

She will naw be like is this how you are like with every girl you meet, I'd respond with no nawww it's just you 🥺

[big daddy Femi @femiiisking]

how i be moving on the first linkup 🫩

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

Said I was not going to send money to any girl, my streak didn’t even last up to 4 days

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

As a family member will you be open to letting a female child from the family marry a man that him and his family can’t afford the basics on the bride price list?

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

Alot of videos nowadays that shouldn't leave one's gallery make it to the internet

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

@Kingkuti_ 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Justice for her

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

Looking at this after remembering my dad let someone walk away with 15 chickens yesterday morning after promising she’d pay after making sales

[The Nigerian Farmer @Naija_farmers]

If you want to learn human psychology, run a farm in Nigeria. One afternoon, a very well-dressed woman drove into my farm in a clean SUV. She wasn't joking around; she wanted a massive, heavy finisher pig for an upcoming event.
After inspecting the pens, she pointed at our biggest landrace, a solid, stubborn beast that ate feed like a cultist. We haggled, agreed on a serious amount, and loaded the pig into a cage at the back of her truck.
Everything was going smoothly until it was time to balance the payment. She had transferred the bulk of the money, but 100k remained.
Suddenly, her phone screen started buffering. She tapped it once, twice, and then sighed dramatically.
"Ah, bros, network is messing up o!" she announced, looking up with a face full of manufactured distress. "The app is just loading. You know how bank apps are these days. But trust me, the money has left my account; it’s just network delay."
I folded my arms and smiled. I’ve heard that story before. Network issues will never stop people from receiving alerts when money enters their own account, but it always freezes when money is leaving!
She tried to start the engine, urging me to let her go, promising she would send it as soon as she got home.

Omoh! That was when my village people left me and common sense took over.
I calmly walked past her, opened the driver’s door of her SUV, reached in, and pulled out her car keys right from the ignition.
She screamed, "Hey! What are you doing?!"
I looked her dead in the eye and said:

"Madam, network may be bad in Nigeria, but poverty is worse. Until that 100k hits my alert, this vehicle is officially parked on this farm as a tenant. You can trek home or wait for the network to fix itself."
She jumped down, threatening to call police, call heaven and earth, while shouting that I was very rude. I didn't stress myself; I just sat on a bucket close to the gate and crossed my legs.
Guess what happened next?
Within two minutes, the network miracle of the century occurred! Her phone pinged. Bling!
Alert received! 100,000 Naira flat!
The same network that was dead, buried, and decomposing suddenly transformed into 5G ultra-speed.
She snatched her keys from my hand, hissed like a startled cobra, jumped into her car, and sped off with her pig like someone escaping from prison.
As she drove away, she looked at me like I was the main demon in her village. But my account balance was complete, the pig was gone, and peace reigned in the land! 🤣🤣🤣

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

My fingers feels so weird rn, can’t even type well all cause I reduced my nails

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

@Sisi_Zee Relating to this like crazy rn
Cause light is not getting to my side
We changed pumping machine and the generator decided it doesn’t like the new pumping machine

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

Babes will do one night stand in night class and come back few minutes to 12 for hallelujah challenge, and resume their duty after

[Shevy Omobolaji Jonjo @ShevyJonjo]

Even my ex that year wey go wear wedding gown for midnight for hallelujah challenge and me dey ontop bed dey shake head, cos I know say no be me be the groom wey she dey pray make God arrest for her.
For today USEN MJ matter, I know say she go put mouth sef. Peak fooling. 🚶🏿‍♂️

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

@pp_privatejet_2 Tip me when?

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

This using protection or not shit doesn’t make it any better

[Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️🇱🇮 @Optimus_Dracula]

Bruh!!!! 💔

What type of heart is this???

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

@SkyShadow007 🤣🤣

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

My guy weakness 😔

[Palmwine Papi @SkyShadow007]

@Faka_ofwest1 Collapsed doggy>>>>doggy

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

Interstate shina sweet gan but crazy risk

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

@terrificprodig1 Does he know now?

[Jomiloju @Jomiloju47]

@kicks_storeNG Why is this stuff looking like a pattern
Same one obsessed with my titties said she got into it after she got leaked

[BLANEY @cryptoblaney]

I'm mostly looking at utility picks, but this is a tiny gem with huge upside potential

When Robinhood chain reverses,
robinhood:0x27495511b8a2e163efc75d788706a40dd100bc27 is the one to watch.
Most dedicated dev, and it already touched 800k+ before.

Fear is often the better entry. @NoWolfAlone