Honalulujon

My goal in life is to afford enough gummi bears to rot my teeth so I can buy dentures and not worry about my teeth falling out anymore.

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I haven't showered in four days #swagg #comeback

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My autocorrect no longer adjust my swear words #feelingaccomplished

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You know you're getting fat when tacos become appetizers before a burrito entrée. #alwayssuizo

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My defense game is paper thin

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They say when you can't sleep it's cause you're in someone else's dream. Which is great, cause killing someone who is awake is never easy.

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For me the world is to big to stay in one place. Why settle, go see things. If not, buy a headstone.

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Pbrs and John Legend

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Something about not showering and lying in bed for 3 days really makes me happy inside #BLISS

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Insomnia. Can I even claim to have it this early? Or am I just not tired.

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What I want to say when someone tells me how their Christmas went.

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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!

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The female penguin in the new Kay jeweler commercial is a whore

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@42MrRager just saw this, i sound old but I still suck at twitter. P.s. your post are weak lately did you fall in love?

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It's movie night at home, watching The Purge #thinkingofthatspecialsomeone

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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get things done before everyone finds out I don't know what im doing. #procrastination

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I don't like conversing cause at some point I have to let the person know I wasn't listening. # headnodsworks #myeyecontactgameisstrong

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Cold nights make you miss warm memories

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I like you, like homeless people and break dancers like cardboard