Rep. Jon Bell

NC House resident, #taker. If it's #RWNJ lunatic fringe looniness, this Bell says #Ding! Yes, I'm a PARODY. NO ONE SHOULD REASONABLY BELIEVE I'M @JohnBellNC

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Hey, just noticed that the NC State Seal has a same-sex couple on it! Gotta find me a new Twitter banner! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@OldGoat17 SWEET! Best I've done is charge taxpayers for SUV rides. Now that I'm #MajorityLeader, I'll do planes. @nutgraham @RoyCooperNC

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@nutgraham I know lots of liars with jobs. For guys like @PatMcCroryNC & me, lying IS our job! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@LassoGuy1 Is @PatMcCroryNC taking credit for all that? He couldn't have done it without me & the #NCGOP guys! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Today is #Ding if you have 1,400 more followers than the #RWNJ you parody day!

#Ding #Ding #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Today is International Day for Preventing the Exploitation of the Environment in War and Armed Conflict! We #GOP don't observe that shit.

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Does anyone know any rich white straight "Christian" male Republican who can handle my #MajorityWhip? @DeanArp sure as hell can't. #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Proud to be named Deputy Secretary of the "Write in @ScottWalker for President on Tuesday" Society of North Carolina! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Likes and new followers like these -- it doesn't get any better for a #parody! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@reesworld1 I'm a pretty good liar myself, but @PatMcCroryNC lies more than just about any of us! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Today is All Souls' Day! We @NCGOP don't celebrate it -- no souls! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Today is Practice Being Psychic Day! I'm getting something...I predict that @PatMcCroryNC will lie today! And tomorrow! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@DeanArp is letting my #MajorityWhip get all dusty & wrinkled. I knew that little pansy couldn't handle it. #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

I'm writing in my pal @ScottWalker. I think he still has a good shot to win! #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Thank you @NRA, @nrlc, and @NCHouseGOP! The triumverate of hate endorses me! #MajorityLeader #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Today is International Animation Day! Gonna try -- AGAIN -- to animate
@SenatorRabin. #ProbablyWontWork #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Now that I'm #MajorityLeader, maybe I should comb my hair? #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Thanks for having me on, @markshiver! Who needs the real media when we've got the #RWNJ echo chamber? #Ding

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@MichaelSollace Our 1% shit is more fun than the 99% shit. What do you have against taverns? #Ding @realfacade1 @danhomick @PatMcCroryNC

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

.@MichaelSollace Be sure to study for your midterms. Glad someone is reforming Do Not Call! @realfacade1 @danhomick @PatMcCroryNC

[Rep. Jon Bell @JonBellNC]

Today is National Breadstick Day! When @VoteCarlFord asks if you want to see his breadstick, walk away quickly and don't look back. #Ding