Jon Crawford

Father, Son, Brother and Fiend. Liberator of minds. Views expressed are mine alone. Occasional dullard. Oh, and I race dragsters.

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

Have they sacked the #Jet2 voice over lady and replaced her with an AI imitation?
Seems slightly different...

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

I'm pretty sure this is a mistake.
I think you'll find that Death has Chuck Norris-ed...

#ChuckNorris
#chuck
#walker

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

Dear @IHRA
You know the wonderful work you are doing in buying up and restoring disused dragstrips across The USA?
And you know those rumours about expanding into Europe? #santapodraceway is about sorted, but if you want to make a real impact....
I'll just leave this here...

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

Why was Father Christmas's deputy such a stickler for grammar?
Because he was a subordinate clause...
#tmday4

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@anon_opin https://t.co/5jhaisxyQR

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

https://t.co/K8XR1M0Prr

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@WeatherMonitors Top video by @JonC67

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@irene_makarenko Costa Teguise video by me

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

Serious question for @NHRA and all US based Top Fuel / AAFC teams.
Are you all still buying your Nitromethane from China? #TrumpTariffs #NHRA #TopFuel

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

Just had my invite to the Oasis second round ballot.
Looking forward to getting to the last screen before invoking "dynamic purchasing" and giving them twenty quid #Oasis #ballot

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

Rutabaga?
Jicama?
What the hell?
#NYTimes
#spangram
#strands

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@darrengrimes No. It was definitely 14 years of division and demonisation.

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

#FarageDoesNotSpeakForMe

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@VotePursglove Hi Tom. We spoke briefly at the Tresham Hustings. It's not the left you need to take on immediately. It's the far right ultras who got you, the party, and the country in the mess it's in.

[Crawford Motorsports @CrawfordMotorsp]

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2024 @SantaPodRaceway Summernationals VW Sports Event Winner :-)
#santapod #sprc #VWDRC #bracketracing #HariboCup

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

#BedfordCollege

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

A pleasure to meet @VotePursglove at the Tresham College Hustings. I fundamentally disagree with him on many things, but he is clearly a deep thinker and a smart man. I doubt I've changed his mind on much, but I enjoyed debating with him, and wish him well

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

There's some serious forced perspective going on there. #ITVDebate

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@VotePursglove You also secured a massive upswing in food bank use, too

[Jon Crawford @JonC67]

@MitchBenn "Alfred, I need you to fill the Bathtub"
"Certainly Sir, but first, what the hell is a htub?"