Jon Carter

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@awfulannouncing What?! Nobody watched her because she’s hot?!

[Jon Carter @JonCart24]

@saltersl @McClain_on_NFL “I asked (insert softball question here), and he said (insert generic sports quote here).” Giggle and “Back to you.” - Sideline reporting 101. A “craft.” Lol 😂

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@clownworld #300 thinking he was first

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@BillKingHouston Some things never change …

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@CFBHeather @McClain_on_NFL @SEC @GregSankey “Hard working,” your definition and mine do not match. It’s 99 degrees outside and these guys need gloves so the sun-baked steel doesn’t blister their hands. Sports reporting is not hard work, I guarantee it.

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@greg_price11 As a resident of the suburbs we wholeheartedly reciprocate the sentiment. Fuck the big cities and their ilk like her, they can both fade away together.

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@michaelschwab13 He almost always gets the first two batters out, so just pitch him after the previous pitcher gets the first out. He’s good for 2/3 an inning still.

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@astros Yanier

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@astros Annnnd, Montero comes in and promptly gives all the runs back!!! What will it take to get rid of him!! Thanks Yankee, though, sweet.

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@historyinmemes

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@GavinNewsom Let’s legislate more gun control, since strict gun control laws in NYC and Chicago work so well. #neverlearn

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@urbanreformorg @SylvesterTurner Keep kicking that can!! We should see some big checks in the future, can’t wait!! #turnerlies #shouldofpaidalready #ffssaythanks

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@adams_at September

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@USMCTexian @TxDOT @TxDPSWest Let it burn until the fire department takes care of it. You just jeopardized yourself and a slew of others by trying to put it out. Crossing the freeway for something that tedious is not smart. Glad you made it, but think about your safety first.

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@clownworld

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@clownworld

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@clownworld

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@clownworld MTV new show “Crates” - Bum Fights did it first

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@TRHLofficial

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@NoContextHumans Play stupid games….