Jon Eboy

We are fruit blood and we are. juice.

[Jon Eboy @JonChristopherH]

Mom: the early bird gets the worm
Me: the early worm gets eaten by a bird
Mom: well we aren't worms
Me: we also aren't birds

[Communies @communiess]

The reason I could never be on Jury Duty. #Blade

[Hefty @Hefty]

Get ready to make eating fun again with the return of Zoo Pals! 🐸🐷🐞🐶🐮🐯🐬🐻🐤🐢 Today, the iconic animal-themed paper plates make their zoo-tasic return to dining tables. Check the link below for more details on where to purchase these iconic plates! https://t.co/C3InCOzICQ

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

They should do this for the opening scene in Scream 7

[sai @SaiB0i]

if you don’t look at me like this as I’m about to slide it in… i don’t want you

[Jon Eboy @JonChristopherH]

@Travvypatty101 Not for you if you disrespect my husband

[@dozygay on bluesky @dozygay]

if a date doesn’t respond just leave it. ghosting people is very shitty but the more you text the less likely they will reply

also over texting someone you just started dating is a huge turn off. if you blow up my phone & expect instant replies it’s a chop

[@dozygay on bluesky @dozygay]

if a gay man ever said i’d look better if i lost weight or gained muscle I would end them.

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

Need her back as a guest judge so bad… along with that str8 guy that got on Michelle’s nerves

[@dozygay on bluesky @dozygay]

if you don’t tell him I will!

[Matt @itsmattnow]

@xkhyamix @PopBase Her Body Postive Supporters: https://t.co/8SL5C9pJb6

[Jon Eboy @JonChristopherH]

"Larry I'm on duck tales"

[Communies @communiess]

The strike has put this moment in perspective.

[kyle @saint_Bernarddd]

@mattxiv

[Jon Eboy @JonChristopherH]

Thought this was a shit post! I'm in shock

[Jesus to my Rescue @jesustomyrescue]

Need some power? Recharge by reading your Bible; it is the best human charger you will ever find!

#charger #charge #humancharger #power #strengh #bible #thebible #jtmr #jtmrministries #jesustomyrescue #christian

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/Q2lOJQ0Y80

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The real still see the twitter bird logo

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

lot of people are saying that’s too expensive, like any of us know what a realistic rough collie costume SHOULD cost

[Satan @s8n]

Jesus is WHAT