JON.CO

Make War, Not Love.

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Doohickey

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Sooo uhm what would one talk about here NOT JOB RELATED.

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I'm afraid of talking about anything on here seeing how I'm barely even allowed to talk about my job.

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Oh nevermind I guess it wasn't a close call after all, hi I'm controlling this thing now.

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So there was a gas leak near by, I'm okay but it was a close call.

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Right who locked the door again, the door has the lock on the outside for some reason, so now the entire room reeks and now I'm running this!

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The guy making these posters must of been half asleep or something how do you manage to misspell ''Medicine''

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Not a big fan of being dead, but hey atleast it tastes like blueberries!

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Uhh so they might of been crushed by a giant crate carrying several ton's of scrap metal, so now I'm taking over now.
I fear for my safety but I get a bonus if I make it trough today so hey that's a plus.

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Hi I'm running this thing now, an explosion was heard throughout the place and the last person running this is now a bunch of chunks on the walls.

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Hi I'm running this thing now, an explosion was heard throughout the place and the last person running this is now a bunch of chunks on the walls.

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Apparently the blueberry taste is a result of a major rare sideffect, I have about 2 hours until my kidneys explode so I better go take care of that.

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Not a big fan of being dead, but hey atleast it tastes like blueberries!

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Not a big fan of being dead, but hey atleast it tastes like blueberries!

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Yeah so he wasn't supposed to share those and is now likely bleeding on the ground.

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Found a bunch of old poster files on this thing, thought it would probably would be a good idea to share them with the public.

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Found a bunch of old poster files on this thing, thought it would probably would be a good idea to share them with the public.

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We don't have a enough space to store all this pudding so we just left the boxes out in the halls, I think the mold growing on them has gained sentience.

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Who knew that robots could unionize, well they can and now the entire place smells like cigarettes.

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So the last guy who ran this was locked inside his office for around 5 years without any contact, he might be dead but hey I got a promotion.