Jonathan Rodriguez

Just here to point out the painfully obvious and I think funny as hell NYC | Advocate | OUTspΦΚΣn

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Me at the gym working on my summer body

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That awkward moment when you grindr in class and the closest guy is your TA. #EasyA

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I'm sorry sir, pan handling is far less effective from across the street. Not a sustainable business model.

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There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

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So how do I get @samsmithworld to notice me? Do I have to be famous or what? Just serenade me forever.

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@EmilyKeuler another gay man agrees?

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IT’S WINGS OVER WEDNESDAY!!! Retweet this for a shot at a FREE pound of boneless wings! Must follow this account to be eligible to win.

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Seriously though

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My physics TA is wearing a Grey Adventure Time shirt and a knitted green driving cap. I don't think I should speak on this matter anymore.

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@NillyLimmer she's my spirit animal

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My life right now

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"@SincerelyTumblr: when the bitch you dislike starts talking http://t.co/WcmugN7qjI"@JakeinthePuddle @jward2112 Ecology lecture

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With @Hat_Man_Doo on twitter now I will have to try to maintain funniest gay man status. #jk #imnotthatfunny

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"@OffensiveWP: http://t.co/RR85R1ODDH" @JakeSullivan3

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Being an adult means I can order a meatball sub on a Sunday night at 1am. Delivery guy definitely thinks I'm high... I'm not :(

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@jward2112 I hate you

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This dude in the plaid shorts and tie-dye really thinks he can rock crocs. With socks. Said socks have holes in the heel. BOTH. SOCKS. #No

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"@Things4WhitePpl: Calling shotgun hours in advance"@jward2112

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@JakeSullivan3 @jward2112 Take classes that anyone is eligible to take to offset the shitty classes? Yes. So does everyone else.