Jon E. Dill

Photographer, Construction Manager and All Around Good Guy. Roll Tide!

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed ~ MM

[Jon E. Dill @JonEDill]

@AnnettePrestia We are doing a $5M reno at the local high school. That's not as big as it might sound. One of our guys backed a company pickup into a school district pickup that was backing around. The drivers of both pickups are named Adrian. What are those odds?

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@TimOnPoint Got it. Thanks for the Prime Day tip.

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@karenFischzy8x My house was built in 1885, but in the attic I found a newspaper from 1941.

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@CourtAnne1225 Hahahaha!

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@MForbes @RealJamesWoods Excellent call. Only follicle implants at the eyebrows remain to complete the transformation.

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@CourtAnne1225 I'm surprised there is a market for them.

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"Your package is running late due to an operational delay with the carrier"

The carrier is you @amazon. It's you. So many delays with apologies that try to make it sound like Amazon is a victim also.

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@AlabamaFTBL That guy's a sledgehammer and he can really catch!!

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@BA_VAWL Salute.

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@AnnettePrestia I appreciate that you give credit for time served.

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@karenFischzy8x Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd

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@karenFischzy8x Not quite, but it looks like I'll make it.

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@AmazonHelp I've been through the chat. The order tracking apologizes for the delay, but it will deliver today. No, it won't. USPS hasn't even received it yet. Order 113-4635513-9236235 if you want to have a look.

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I hate that @amazon decided to become a shipping company also. I have had more delayed and lost packages in the past year than the twenty previous. It was so much better when they would package my order and hand it to UPS.

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@flapprdotnet I waiting for this after hearing the phony controversy. This COF did not disappoint.

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@TriciaWhitaker Every fifth joke on this platform is, Setup: Husband says or does something wife doesn't like. Punchline: The funeral is on Tuesday. Lighten up or shut up. Wait, do both.

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@AnnettePrestia Good to see you! Well, hear from you. I mean, read your words. I'm just glad.

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@SaraLarsen1234 You're an ugly person on the inside also. The amount of premeditation suggest this is who you are, not that you made a one off mistake.

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@SabrinaMessa95 Next stop: deportation. Fuck you with all of my being.

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@flapprdotnet I didn't expect to catch feels on COF. Bravo, man. That was beautiful.