Jon Murphy, Officially Unofficial! 

Proudly Socialist, Green Party member, TST Satanist and overall a decent human being.
Fuck trump, Kamala won
That is all

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Pond moo

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@elis @anthonieisacnt @SimplyGregster i drive a tiny little renault clio. its a fucking joy to drive. It makes me happy when i see it. I very much enjoy driving. Consider buying a car you actually fucking like, and you might enjoy driving!

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@icyburrow_ there was meant to be a speech? i didnt have a speech

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this is quickly becoming one of my favoutire videos. it goes from "portal is a bit broken" to "heres how we measure time!"

https://t.co/IpZJqeNbUo

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@SnazzyLabs @Kevoliva643 @rileybeesley You're a Mormon? Didn't know that dude!

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@anthonieisacnt @Bulvarpress Tit

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@anthonieisacnt I think you can get renaults in Canada. Maybe a nissan as Renault and nissan share a lotta shit

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@anthonieisacnt aw fuck! no they're not!

[Mitts @Onemorelizard]

@vexmlk @PayPal This puritan bollocks needs to fuck off. Paypal, Visa and Mastercard have no right to dictate how people spend their money.
Also punishing you for transactions made before their stupid rules change feels exceptionally sus. I wasn't aware that was a thing that's allowed.

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fuck paypal

[「 VEX | VTUBER | 🩸🛸 | 🔞 」 @vexmlk]

When they said they were banning accounts that purchased NSFW art commissions, they apparently meant even past NSFW commissions.

This money is for my mother & now it's being held for 180 days?

@PayPal, this is absolutely unacceptable. I will not be making another account with you & I will never use your service again. This is a joke & I feel awful for anyone, including artists, who have to use your garbage.

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nipped to asda for some superglue and forgot my ID. had company coming over so went back home and ordered it on @JustEatUK. driver just handed the bag to me, didnt ask for my ID. i mean, im happy i got the glue to mend my watch but the fuck was the point of that?

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@anthonieisacnt I can see it!

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@anthonieisacnt Only the best vehicle ever made

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

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@CPOAdviser @daniellismore @jamesmurray_ldn You know that turing killed himself because of that? As with many other LGBTQ Kids because of how people like you treat them, and people still ask why we need pride. Trans people have had just as much of a struggle as gay and lesbian peeps, if not more

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage hasn't bothered to vote in Parliament for the last 11 weeks.

During that time he will have collected about £50,000 in wages and expenses.

But he will tell you Disabled People and immigrants are the problem.

No, it's rich lazy parasites like him.

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Happy Pride Month from the Green Party! 🏳️‍🌈

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@CPOAdviser @daniellismore @jamesmurray_ldn Okay. If we're just focusing on the UK, how about Alan turning? He was gay, a fucking war hero, and we opted to chemically castrate him for being gay.

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@anthonieisacnt @eV_Newt Citroen ami

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@CPOAdviser @daniellismore @jamesmurray_ldn It's very much illegal to be gay in multiple countries so consider doing some fucking research, eh?