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Serious appeal...does anyone know this man? At 16:07 he forced his way into my parents house (both of which have sever dementia, my mum is incapacitated) and started looking through drawers, etc. If anyone has an inkling of who he is please private message me.

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@grouchal @JonFacts @poomyster I like that. From pylons uk?

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At the and of 21, all Jewish people replace their teeth with gold.

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I can make the animals talk http://t.co/JauHaiN6nN

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It's illegal to wear any type of camouflage in Barbados.

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Did you know the kids handsign for twinkle twinkle little star is actually the deaf sign for ladygardens

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Milton Keynes council put oestrogen in the water. Man boobs in Milton Keynes.

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If you suck in breath just after a fart, you can suck back in the fart through your bum.

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It's illegal to have a picnic on a roundabout

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Zoomba is a thing where a bloke teaches you to dance like a cretin

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Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants, Randy dog.

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Too many cooks won't fit in the kitchen.
Apparently.

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Spray deoderant on your nipple then flick it and it will fall off! #deodorant

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The longer you leave a teabag in your cup, the less cafine it has. #fact

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Did you know a duck's quack does not echo, and nobody knows why.

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You can't sack a professor. Ever.

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The Thomas the Tank Engine theme tune was based on the words from Madness's Baggy Trousers. Try singing along.

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If you leave a cat in a room with a mobile phone for 5 days, they'll Bluetooth link in that time.

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If you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs pop out of your head.

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It is normal to drag your wife/partner around by her hair. Its an instinct handed down from the cavemen. Its not domestic violence!