Jon Freeman

[Transcendental Meditation @TMmeditation]

It all starts with ourselves.
Find a TM teacher at https://t.co/agDZFClizL

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

MUST. NOT. TOUCH. FACE.

[Kelly Canuck🍁 @KellyCanuckTO]

Siri: What Does Heaven Sound Like?
Muskoka, ON 🇨🇦
📹 wildandfound #soundon

[Re4son Kernel @Re4sonKernel]

Meet Voodoo-Kali:
Seamless desktop integration of @kalilinux and Windows.
Kali Panel at the top, Windows start menu on the bottom.
Windows and Kali GUI apps sharing the same desktop 🙀

I'm freaking out right now, I'm totally freaking out🤪
https://t.co/rLP0RUv2vF

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

School shootings from 2009 to 2018:

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🇦🇷 0
🇳🇱 0
🇯🇵 0
🇮🇹 0
🇨🇭 0
🇦🇺 0
🇪🇸 0
🇬🇷 1
🇨🇳 1
🇰🇪 1
🇦🇿 1
🇩🇪 1
🇷🇺 1
🇪🇪 1
🇹🇷 1
🇭🇺 1
🇫🇷 2
🇨🇦 2
🇧🇷 2
🇦🇫 3
🇵🇰 4
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🇲🇽 8
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🇺🇸 288

[It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny]

14th season. Still fighting dirty. Sunny’s jumping off the top rope 9/25 on FXX.

[nill @nillkitty]

Just a reminder:
KB: Kilobyte (1000 bytes)
KiB: Kibibyte (1024 bytes)
Kb: Kilobit (1000 bits)
kB: Klondike Bar (unit of potential human willpower)

[Joe Słowik 🌻 @jfslowik]

Future trending filenames on VirusTotal:
Mueller report.docx
muellerReport.pdf.exe
MuellerReport.rar
MuellerReport.ace
MuellerReport.jar

[DuckDuckGo @DuckDuckGo]

If you ever get asked why you should use DuckDuckGo instead of Google, here's a definitive answer by @yegg:

https://t.co/217OxreS4e

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

God grant me the serenity to close the tabs I will not read

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

10 Things Teachers need more than GUNS

1 - Increased expense limits
2 - Updated school books
3 - Updated Technology
4 - Up-to-date Maps & Visual aides
5 - Tissues
6 - Hand Sanitizer
7 - Poster Board
8 - Pencils
9 - Hands-on Project Supplies
10 - Parental & School board support

[BostonTweet @BostonTweet]

15 Glowing Musical Seesaws are now in the Seaport District.
(pic @kwiant)

[BostonTweet @BostonTweet]

The prettiest spot in Boston when it snows - the Boston Public Garden (pic @jessemermell)

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Six red pandas, suspected to be bound for illegal sale as pets, were seized by customs officials in a bittersweet rescue https://t.co/QWjfna16Fe

[David Silverman 🇺🇦 @tubatron]

Apropos of nothing in particular - I came across this sheet of ways to draw Homer from Season 1. Circa 1990

[Brad Meltzer @bradmeltzer]

Gingerbread Imperial Star Destroyer by Lars and Markus Winnansson. I dare you to beat it, @Twitter.

[Williams Sonoma @WilliamsSonoma]

Chocolate ganache sandwiched between airy vanilla meringue cookies from @ohhoneybakes.

#WSCookieCountdown Day 20: Vanilla Meringues with Dark Chocolate Ganache: https://t.co/Kq4pMY4f4T

[🥝🏳️‍🌈 Benjamin Delpy @gentilkiwi]

What if you can avoid all events ? Even the one saying you cleared all events ? 🙃 #mimikatz #notrace
https://t.co/Wzb5GAfWfd