Jon Gordon

Freedom-loving patent lawyer, dad, and giant dork. I’m in ur USPTO, patenting ur blockchain. Opinions are strictly my own.

[Thomas Chatterton Williams @thomaschattwill]

We need a mass, grassroots movement against cynicism, one of the most potent and bipartisan toxins of the social media era.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

Hi, @Hertz, can you put me in touch with customer service? My car has had a problem since I picked it up a week ago. I submitted the a request for help via the web last Tuesday, but there’s been no response.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@Yair_Rosenberg Can confirm.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

I have questions.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@DanKaszeta Foosball

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

I just did an #Eagles AFO workout on @onepeloton while watching the @Eagles dismantle the Patriots, which has to be some kind of platonic ideal.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

Me, when staff “converts” a document to PDF by printing it and then scanning the printout:

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@JohnStossel

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

Ugh. This is far too trivial to piss me off as much as it does. But it does.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “PROVISIONAL PATENT”.

There are indeed provisional patent applications, but it is the 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 that is provisional, not the patent.

https://t.co/w9sXteVIeq

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Our gardener has just been asked to stop walking around in our garden because he is, and I quote,

"Spoiling the shot" This from a woman who is filming a video segment where she is standing at my gates claiming she is holidaying at her "summer house"

My house !!!

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

Also, they don’t sell cocktails on the subway.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

Taking the ferry home on a cool, clear summer evening is reminding me why I found New York so magical in the first place.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@rgastoria @RadioFreeTom @Yair_Rosenberg No, no, no. That line belonged to Zathras, not Zathras.

[Jason Crawford @jasoncrawford]

RT if you have ever bought fresh fruit in winter and marveled in ecstasy at the decadent opulence of modern capitalism

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@DanAmira

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@Super70sSports Sgt. Pepper sure was a great album.

[Scott Greenfield @ScottGreenfield]

This is a really brilliant move by @IJ and really makes the point.

Well played.

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

I swear, Mickey looks like he wants us all to get the hell off of his lawn. @deadandcompany

[Jon Gordon @JonG_NYC]

@securityweekly Someone took the lid off of the bit bucket.

[Hofstra Law @Hofstra_Law]

Hofstra Law Prof. @irina_manta breaks down the Jack Daniels Trademark Infringement Case. Read more: https://t.co/7ieIxIVUzf #hofstraexperts