Jon Gabriel B

Writer, editor, reporter, journalism student and podcast enthusiast. Witnesser of history and language jockey for hire.

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@AshaRangappa_ The Harry Potter series is pretty fun, even on a re read

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@kyleoftheland Wow, packed park! For a while it really felt like we'd never see that kind of thing again. Were there still people wearing masks?

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Matt Gaetz is nothing but a shitty white male haircut come to life. His reaction to this amazing statement says so much without a single word

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After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.

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@ChrisSFortune @DanRather Those words mean nothing

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@ChrisSFortune @DanRather "Making a decision that is best for me" is the literal antithesis of science. Thats what religious fanatics and violent terrorists do. If I did nothing but believe my eyes, Id probably decide the world is flat. 2 bad u can't make any tech or even a map that works on that decision

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@jimmy_dore As always, brilliant analysis from Jimmy

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@bgreene I've been rewatching Star Trek TNG, and it's insane how many time paradoxes and anomalies they create. The Enterprise must've destroyed the space time continuum a hundred times!

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I have a tiny fan blowing air around my bedroom, and it got squeaky today. I blew a blast of WD-40 into the back, and it totally healed the squeaks. But it also blew nasty chemicals all over my room, and my eyes are now in pain. WD-40 is amazing, but use at your own risk!

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@skeletonastro @threedomusa @ScottAukerman @laurenlapkus @PFTompkins Helicopter!

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@laurenlapkus Congrats!!!

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@mattshuham This attorney is on the spectrum between 'worst attorney ever' and 'really shitty lawyer you'd never want defending you'

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@jimmy_dore You're dumb

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@MartyAdamsmith Maybe spend some time with an animal. It's insane how much they can improve your mood. I'd suggest a dog

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@atrupar Holy shit. Biden isn't instantly obviously on uppers and or cocaine

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@kyleoftheland Welcome welcome welcome! We love you no matter what

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If a phone falls out of a pocket, falls three feet and lands directly on its back, does the screen shatter into a spiderweb of cracks? If you're me, OF COURSE IT DOES! WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!

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@jimmy_dore @AnaKasparian @TYT God I'd just respect Jimmy's hot takes so much more if he ever knew what the fuck he was talking about. I'm excited to see an article written by Jimmy Dore with well researched quotes and attributes, instead of just self righteous screaming, begging for clicks

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@NBCNews I'm white and I've smoked menthol cigarettes for almost ten years. This has nothing to do with race, but it's still bullshit

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@PreetBharara @JoyceWhiteVance Ugh sick! It's almost as bad as the First Lady refusing to hold the President's hand

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@NPRWeekend I'll catch it online later from albuquerque nm