Jon Gareri

Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

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This new Florence and the Machine song sounds like it belongs on Fleetwood Mac's '77 Rumours album....and I love that.

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@EmmaVSJ Oh come on! Fuck them, they're wearing denim!

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@YourBuddyJules Who has 2 thumbs and is counting down till Feb 12, 2016??....this guy!

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@Amuse_Me My sources tell me you have set foot on MY sovereign soil.....I'll allow it

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Dear country of Colombia, please don't murder James Rodriguez....he's sick and tried his best. #FuckBrazil #politics

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Hi, I'm from Uruguay and I bite people. Soccer is a joke, at least boxing frowns on it. #MikeTyson #WorldCup

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Tried to use the tv remote to lower the volume on the stereo...#stoner

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@Amuse_Me Happy birthday you sexy biatch! Miss you, wish we were celebrating together! Don't look at it as 30...29 with 1 year experience!

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This is my kind of filing....

[Beatles Facts @FabFourFacts]

The Beatles almost starred in a movie version of "The Lord of the Rings," but J.R.R. Tolkien rejected the idea.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Let's all get drunk, eat tacos, and celebrate the Mexicans defeating the French! Wheeeeew I love when the French fail!

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Like John Muir, I enter the wilderness with nothing more than my journal and a child-like sense of wonder

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Hi, my name is Ryan Getzlaf and I score sick, nasty, dirty goals.

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Fuckin'- what the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking...How did you two fucking fucks...Fuck! #DiversityOfTheWord

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Tokyo Police Club - Favourite Food #np

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Happy birthday Wolfie, my best bud

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Call girls? No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers! #archer

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Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, we use Krav Maga. #archer

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@Amuse_Me that looks sick.....definitely gonna look into that!

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I didn't invent the turtleneck, but I was first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck. The tactleneck.