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[Jon @JonHampton]

Fuck Dave Thomas even more for what he did to the drive thru.

[Jon @JonHampton]

Mrs. Fields is a legend, but fuck her forever for offering samples.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.

[Jon @JonHampton]

We wouldn’t have Wendy’s without KFC. And we likely wouldn’t have KFC without Dave Thomas. Wild.

[Jon @JonHampton]

Mrs. Fields is a legend, but fuck her forever for offering samples.

[Jon @JonHampton]

The way these losers cry about dining out being too expensive. Do they not have grocery stores? Is dining out the only option? It’s a luxury and needs to be treated like it again. I’m all for shit like this. https://t.co/yERYfi5gwX

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

@JonHampton love this for me! Thanks Jon😁

[Jon @JonHampton]

@AynRandTaughtMe @Jani__Gee They are SO good.

[Jon @JonHampton]

@Jani__Gee @AynRandTaughtMe Meant for this to be a response to my tweet rather than a random one, but anyway, these are from a local Thai spot.

[Jon @JonHampton]

@Jani__Gee @AynRandTaughtMe Like…

[Jon @JonHampton]

@Jani__Gee @AynRandTaughtMe San Francisco. That being said, check out all the Asian places in your area, with special attention to the Korean and Thai ones. You’ll find wings comparable to these in no time.

[Jon @JonHampton]

That’s just one thing to consider. Dining out is a luxury and should be priced as such. If you want an entire crew of people to wait on you hand and foot, it’s about time you start paying up like the rich people you’re pretending to be.

[Jon @JonHampton]

That depends on several factors. Were they hand-cut and brined in-house before being fried to order? If so, they’re too cheap. If not, that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re too expensive. They might actually be too cheap given the cost of running a restaurant.

[Tony @First_Class_G]

Ruth Chris charging $14 for fries is insane

[Jon @JonHampton]

The auto industry won’t do anything and they’ll just complain about it.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

After a century in which the vehicle remade the rich world, the momentum may be beginning to swing the other way https://t.co/ObHxxIQAaI

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

After a century in which the vehicle remade the rich world, the momentum may be beginning to swing the other way https://t.co/ObHxxIQAaI

[Jon @JonHampton]

Shit, I can’t blame her. I refuse to do that too. That’s why my ancestors invented AAA.

[steph. @stephtbh]

Changing a tire

[Jon @JonHampton]

Heinz literally invented tomato ketchup (mushroom catsup and walnut catsup were popular at the time) because the meat quality was so bad and tasted like shit. No need to rewrite history to try to make a point.

[uhglass fat pic stealin rusta boy🤭 🪶 🏹 @LashezNLipstick]

@TerrillCharming Accurate. But we gotta remember most of their foods were organic and fresh. Our meat and pork is so processed now we can’t live past 50/60 without issues. The elders in my family(except one) ate meat and pork their whole lives and lived 80+ my great g-grenddeddy ate only fish

[Kin Corn Karn 🤣 @Sn3ak3r_Fr3ak3r]

Please stop spamming my Facebook timeline with fakes 😮‍💨

[Jon @JonHampton]

@Jani__Gee If they’re pursuing you, trust that’s not what’s happening. You put off a very particular vibe and very few dudes on this app should have the confidence to even think about it. Still gotta feel for your friends and loved ones, but I think you’re safe from the broke and ugly.