Jon Hendley

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@BullshirePolice Nice to see the aspiring actress is filming herself prior to arrest.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

Such lovely, polite ladies leading a peaceful protest...not

[Almara Abgarian @almaraabgarian]

“no justice, no peace, f**k the police” #SarahEverard #Clapham

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@BBCNews how about a balanced account of what occurred or isn't that sensational enough.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@jen_stone51 Alcohol. Not for their symptoms but to help you through the day/night
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[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@LaikaTone Not seen this service advertised at Sainsburys.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@avantbrown @Gegsey66 Domestos Don put his foot in it again.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@JonathanPieNews Domestos Don strikes again. Obviously bored sat on the toilet.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@Stonedead_fest @DH_Diamond_Head @BrianTatlerDH @SilverLMusicltd @PlanetRockRadio @MMH_Radio @radionewarkuk @AnneEstellaRock @DenimandBlether @FORKSTER_2013 @theretweetermag Happy birthday.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@777beanie @avantbrown Thin end of the wedge. Look what happened to me!

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

1/ Deny impending pandemic as “a hoax”

2/ Cease funding to World Health Organisation

3/ Incite disobedience to social distancing

4/ Encourage intravenous use of bleach

Any day you’re feeling less than excellent at your job, just remember that you’d still be a better President

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@avantbrown @dentos21 @Mappyj99 @Gegsey66 Forget bog roll. Better start panic buying Dettol.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

Donny has been on the sun bed and drinking Dettol too long.

[Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah]

Trump asks if he can inject people with disinfectant to get rid of coronavirus.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@avantbrown So have I....just.

[Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin]

Lockdown Groundhog Day 🎬

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

Great News! Govenor Kemp of Georgia is opening beeches, gyms, resturants, movie theatres, bowling alleys, and hair & nail salons! South Carolina is opening up retail stores! Tennessee SOON! Now the 700,000 Americans who have MILD Covid 19 symptoms have a place to go for vacation!

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@lowri_bowen @avantbrown @imandyparr @jabber_taff Trump supporters baseball hats should read 'Make Americas Dead Again'.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@jabber_taff @drphilhammond They're never going to admit blame because of the 'where there's a blame, there's a claim' culture nowadays. But yes, they do have little moral backbone.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

@getbarenaked @barenakedladies Not so much a lyric but a phrase from a gig at Birmingham back in the 90s.
'But officer, it's a water feature'
Still chuckle and use it now.

[Jon Hendley @JonHendley]

We should be heading down to see @barenakedladies and @boobygraffoe at The Albert Hall tonight. Hay ho, here's to the rescheduled date in the Autumn.