Jon Kaufman

Writer and accidental salesperson

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Laz is the worst umpire of all time. Man is sightless! #getadog&canebro!

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Once again the Jets got fucked again.

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@RBOD_11 @jonkaufman11 The Rails have a spot for you on our 2018 roster, if you are interested.

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Lotto winner in New England. If its Tom Brady i am jumping off a bridge. #the devilat@work

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@CoachKaufman1 Absolutely my son!

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Roanoke College gets hosed on a foul ball that becomes a three run homer.#blindump

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@YareYareZawa I think I said something like that after the first tourney. Mookie was deep man!

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@RCmaroons Congrats Coach McGuire from the Roanoke Rails!#hermansonshellhenderlite

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@CoachKaufman1 This is just the first step in your voyage my son. Your players bought in to a plan and gave it their all, that is all can expect. Amazing!

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@allenwlawrence @mamcguire11 @RoanokeBaseball Great season Coach! Congratulations!

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@CoachKaufman1 So very true!

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@CoachKaufman1 best is success Will! I am so proud of you!

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@CoachKaufman1 Cheesy Western Philly Style!

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Cali took a nap during the toy group. #WestminsterDogShow #coonhoundstrong

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Cali is ready for Westminster! #coonhoundstrong

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Brady inks another contract with the devil. Atlanta spit the bit. First Trump and now this.

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Marketing idea: Deliver Krispy Kreme doughnuts by drones and call them Dronenuts. Please send my Nobel prize to my current address.

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Is it me or does El Cappo look like Pete Rose? El Chappo may have more hits as well #hitkings

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"Anything is possible when you don't know what your talking about". -Willie Kaufman 1982

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If MLB players were Star Wars characters ... https://t.co/sDjoM4qOhU