Jonathan Killoran

Professional Curmudgeon.

[Peter Kuplowsky @PeterKapow]

Local Legends is the most important independent film of our young century; this is the opinion of a certified film festival programmer

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

Gofastboatsmojito all one word forever

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

It has begun! Here is the tentative schedule for today's HOT BLOODED ALL-SPORTS MOVIE MARATHON playing at https://t.co/zKmQlll0PS:

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

there is a hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

In what might be the dumbest thing my job has ever let me do, I have programmed Hundreds of Beavers to run one hundred times in a row on Midnight Pulp in honor of Groundhog Day.

Happening now on Midnight Pulp.

[Beyond Fest @BeyondFest]

A titan. Rest easy, Béla.

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@DeclouxJ

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

Schedule for The 2025 Holiday Movie Mind Melter. If you want up-to-date information about what the next time is, check out https://t.co/zKmQlll0PS as it will be posted at the top.

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

At 8:00 PM (EST) on https://t.co/YWVfoOXeR1 on Thursday, December 18th, please join us to celebrate a HAPPY REXMAS!

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@heyitsmeshaunna Bye loser lmao

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@DeclouxJ Those teeth are unmistakeable

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

Mark your calendars. The Holiday Movie Mind Melter is happening on December 20th.

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@neonrated Martha's Vineyard

[Peter Kuplowsky @PeterKapow]

Incidentally, Mickey Reece’s Elvis biopic ALIEN is now online: https://t.co/W8bdCgEjIH

[Justin Decloux @DeclouxJ]

Everyone still watching the 24-Hour Horror Movie Mind Melter at https://t.co/zKmQlll0PS

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@pierogiwitch A few hours later:

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@GrahamSkipper @claykeller @ScreenDrafts I need Benji before Beethoven Graham, the boys NEED to see The Hunted

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@ScreenDrafts

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

Hey @Uber waiting to go home and your driver was supposedly 13min out after an extra stop, only to have them make no progress and cancel out of nowhere. New driver will be here in a few but now I'm 30 min behind. Happens almost daily. Unacceptable.

[Jonathan Killoran @JonKilloran]

@holynski_ Wow! You made something that took talent and time, look like dog shit.