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[Jon @JonMasterChief]

In an effort to educate the morons who browse my feed to glean some point of argument. Here’s what I’m currently reading. Will update as I start up new ones.

Read more, too many of you are retarded.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

Baseball fans reactions to pride month always makes me laugh because I’ve heard some of the gayest shit ever said spoken from baseball fans in the stands.

One guy went on at length about how handsome Mike Trout was but it wasn’t gay since he was a marine.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@ShitpostRock2 They expect people to read all that? More is less. Short, sharp and packed with a punch. That’s the best way.

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@LAAngelsUK The bar.

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@TommJGB @Queenmachine88 One of the funniest moment in my life was helping one of you cavemen order an omelette in Japan because the English speaking waiter could not for the life of her understand their English.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@TommJGB @Queenmachine88 Sorry what? You guys are hated in Spain and they’re getting sick of you in Thailand. Facts, sorry boy.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@SleeperAngels There was a time where the Rockies were the expected losers. Now look at us…

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@TommJGB @Queenmachine88 And I’m here to tell YOU that the world shares an equal opinion of your people, who claim to “speak” English but it sounds like you’ve been eating lead paint chips.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@TommJGB @elliotdocherty @Queenmachine88 I can keep going.

You think Americans are responsible for Thailand changing its tourist visa for 60 to 30 days due to multiple issues? Nope. That’s all you.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@TommJGB @elliotdocherty @Queenmachine88 Meanwhile You idiotic drunks made Spain revolt against its own tourism industry. And world opinion tends to lean in our favor since we’re often seen as polite and generous.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@TommJGB @elliotdocherty @Queenmachine88 Strange because in my travels across Asia I’ve observed you Brit’s being exactly that. Rude, loud, drunken morons who have an odd sense of entitlement for being an irrelevant dead empire.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@TommJGB @elliotdocherty @Queenmachine88 And somehow you ended up a client state of the jr English speaking, funny that.

And coming from a Brit that’s known for being a jerkoff in every country they visit. I don’t take that none too serious either.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

This team…

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@TommJGB @elliotdocherty @Queenmachine88 Meanwhile you’ve grown irrelevant to the future of your own nation. So what you say shouldn’t be taken none to serious.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@em_Lazzy *evangelicals

You have to understand the difference. They’re the spawns of Satan & the harbingers of the Antichrist

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 REPORT: Federal judges have ruled that ICE has violated the law in over 10,000 cases.

Judges appointed by Trump are ruling against the administration.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@littlelou050 @ExistentialEnso And it was supposed to be Joseph but we got John.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@ExistentialEnso I need him in the senate before the big house.

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

Idiots like this is why you can’t mention being an angels fan in public. They all assume we’re HB mongoloids 🙄

[The Angels Suck @HalosAnonymous]

Smfh. As if this season couldn’t get any gayer..

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@Fedup026 @PanasonicDX4500 Wow, you mean the completely unique American sport was honored at the White House? Such a shame 🙄

[Jon @JonMasterChief]

@PanasonicDX4500 A week? Now your memory is selective 6-8 months they spent on that bullshit.