Jon Menna

former youngest person in the history of the world

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May 31, 2018: Game 1. NBA Finals. JR Smith.

“I thought we were ahead”

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

First MLB homer for @Mets top prospect A.J. Ewing!

110.5 mph | 405 feet

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@TheKevinDalton @adamcarolla

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@Rjeff24 RJ is this true?!? Nuggs are paying you ~$2.5M per year until you're 48???? thats some nice walkin' around money.

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@TheMarkLong it's blurry

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@bennyjohnson is that my boy @itslinklauren !?

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

To reread at least monthly:

“I don’t know” is not an admission of ignorance. It’s an expression of intellectual humility.

“I was wrong” is not a confession of failure. It’s a display of intellectual integrity.

“I don’t understand” is not a sign of stupidity. It’s a catalyst for intellectual curiosity.

Thanks @AdamMGrant 🙏

[Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante]

Epic Adam Carolla rant from a hotel after the LA wildfires forced to evacuate from his home, where he predicts Hollywood leftists will be so frustrated by the rebuild effort that they will not vote Democrat:
"You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get. now that your house is on fire.
So here's what's going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they're going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off and then they're going to vote for Trump or whoever's Trumpian next.
When they start getting the regulation, they're going to go nuts. And when they start running into the bureaucracy and the red tape, they're going to start going nuts and they're going to vote for Rick Caruso next time.
They're going to find out they're going to get bit by their own snake. They're going to convert. I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they're going to be fucking rip shit pissed when the City and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off.
We're going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can't have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa monica."

This is why Californians pay the highest taxes: So that their government can completely fail them in their time of need.

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Happy Father’s Day to @drewmcyntre’s daddy, @CMPunk

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@NYDNSports @PLeonardNYDN the only embarrassing thing, pat the rat, is your consistently warped perspective on all things football.

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@TripleH will all due respect, please fire def rebel. the theme music is pitiful. thank you king.

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@KevinOConnorNBA

[Billy Reinhardt @BillyReinhardt]

Ben Simmons Brooklyn home tour with @Esquire.

Fun Fact — Simmons shoots pool right handed.

https://t.co/PV6PjgIK6I

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@JacManuell Cam Thomas

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

Thanks (again) for the memories, Tom Brady!

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@EmpireStateBldg @Eagles how bout, absolutely not

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@FirstTake @jj_redick nailed it🔨

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

We are back. @blink182

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@Braves 😂

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@StevenACohen2 uncle steve, u up? trade deadline day, look alive. #LGM

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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium wow, interesting wording there Shams. thanks for crawling out of kyrie’s ass long enough to tweet that.