Dairy-Free Jonny

Direct Measure

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

“IF YOU DON’T USE AI YOU’LL BE LEFT BEHIND!”

okay 😭 i don’t even wanna go where y’all going

[Dairy-Free Jonny @JonMikeReich]

@NachoaverageJ You are better than pickle flavored

[Alicia Stella @AliciaStella]

The Electric Mayhem playing Song 2 LIVE at a special event for Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets!

[GamersNexus @GamersNexus]

Keep booing these fuckin parasites

[Dairy-Free Jonny @JonMikeReich]

Fuming Mouth returning to St Louis first time in like 9 years or some crazy shit

[Fuming Mouth @FumingMouth]

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[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Denise Walker uploaded the "Grapfruit Technique" video to YouTube.

[the least emo girl in the world @ZoeFnaf]

hum is like if deftones were a good band

[Dairy-Free Jonny @JonMikeReich]

@NachoaverageJ Most food is good for real. Tavern style is best for pizza imo but if you’ve never had deep dish Lou’s is beast

[CITIZEN @CitizenMi]

“Highs and Lows” out now.

New album Halcyon Blues is out August 7 on @runforcover

Pre-order now.

https://t.co/PYHCobgvsa

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

[Johnny Cash - Hurt]
I will let you down
We are Charlie Kirk

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

The technical term is coverup

[Dairy-Free Jonny @JonMikeReich]

@t0nypizzalov3r Someday when you are at your most dehydrated you will realize the folly of your ways.

[Dairy-Free Jonny @JonMikeReich]

@pennyxvx Yes but so is Primus and they still rock

[200 𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖇 𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖘 @FrankCrappa]

Making a movie like The Cable Guy but it’s your Sweetwater rep

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Sniff this sharpie playa

[🅾️4️⃣🅱️ @out4bloodhc]

The Price of Power out 04.17.26 🩸

Full album teaser video and pre-save link in bio