Jon Morter 

▪️ Christmas No.1 - @RATM @JFT96Xmas⁣ ⁣⁣⁣⁣▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ ▪️ Used to be verified here on Twitter 😂 ▪️ @jonmorter.com on bsky 🦋

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Just to let you know that all posts you see here on this cesspit are just automated reposts from elsewhere such as 👥FB or 🦋Blue$ky. Come find me there and I’ll buy you a virtual ice cream.

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

I’ve just shaken hands with Sir Tim Berners-Lee

I feel like I’ve just won the internet

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

@Robin_Askwith I loved doing the ‘Bottle Boys Challenge’ so much that I did it again!

[Sir Kenny Dalglish @kennethdalglish]

Never forgotten. Remembering the 97 and all those affected by the Hillsborough disaster on the 37th anniversary. You are in our thoughts today and always.

You'll Never Walk Alone. ♥️

From Kenny, Marina, Kelly, Paul, Lynsey and Lauren.

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

#NowPlaying

🎵 Getdown Services, Audiotree

▶️ 'Dog Dribble - Audiotree Live Version'

📀 https://t.co/oly7grOwfY

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Just catching up on Parliament and watching open-mouthed at Kemi Badenoch's 'performance'

My god, no wonder the Conservatives are hemorrhaging voters at a rate of knots. Are you Tories not embarrassed? (or more embarrassed than usual). Isn't Truss supposed to be the crazy one?

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Is it just me or does the Wigan Athletic badge look like a skull when you squint your eyes?

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

@HPSLTD Why are you posting fascist crap?

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Jesus wept Facebook! seriously?!!

[Anna Soubry 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇦🇪🇺🖤🤍 @Anna_Soubry]

I would like to unreservedly apologise for my part (and my family’s part) in helping get the nightmare that is Robert #Jenrick elected in the 2014 #Newark by election.

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

May I gently remind our government that we helped them get a huge majority in Parliament, so please can you actually ACT like you have a huge majority. Thanks.

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Oh hang on a minute Nads, you're now saying it's ok to change your mind?

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

I took this photo exactly 10 years ago - the day Bowie died

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Christmas Eve... Channel 4... The Snowman... it's that time of year once again

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

There's some brilliant shopper rage out there today, especially parking space gricing which is one of my favourite yuletide activities

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

Great to chat to BBC Radio this morning about the annual Christmas No.1 race!

#XmasNo1

[Shiiine On @ShiiineOn_]

SHiiiNE ON Album Of The Year 2025

As voted for by you.. 🎶🎶

THE FINAL 👑

@thecharlatans @mrjimBob @TheFarm_ @welovepulp

[Jon Morter  @JonMorter]

It's good to see that today the Americans have learnt in what order to write down the date