Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️

Retired beer knower. Rising Crystal Palace Supporter. Veteran shade thrower. Earned my stripes during the great Twitter sandwich debates. Openly black.

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

Who should we trade away for a bag of Now and Laters during BHM?

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

2007/08 Derby County
2005/06 Sunderland
2023/24 Sheffield United
2018/19 Huddersfield Town
2002/03 Sunderland
2009/10 Portsmouth
1999/00 Watford
1993/94 Swindon Town
2019/20 Norwich City
2020/21 Sheffield United
2004/05 Southampton
2021/22 Norwich City

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Please can we remove Burnley from this game

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

@DasAleHaus Brutal.

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

That 38-0 game is more diabolical than 82-0. I’m glad they added more options.

[Luke Weaser-Seychell 🏆🏆🏆 @Luke_Seychell]

My head is on MARS. Lost to Chelsea second last game 😭

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

@Palace_Memery I’ve always liked the Milan kits.

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

When Partey comes up on your 38-0 draft:

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

Wait. Did he hit the JPM?

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Guéla Doué (23) - Right back

9 G/A for Strasbourg this season. Average rating of 7.3 ✅

Market Value €20m

Should we be looking at Doué as an option for RB?🤔

[Billie @Billie_T]

This game reignited my hatred for West Brom like when we drew every game with them 1-1 for decades

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

That back 4 let me down I tell you what….

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

Can’t be called Palace Report and insinuate this price is over the top. Be fr.

[Palace Report @PalaceReport]

🚨 Crystal Palace want a staggering £100 million for midfield maestro Adam Wharton.

That fee is putting moves from Liverpool and Chelsea on hold.

A fair price?

@reluctantnicko

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

A genuine footballing theatre. Look at it. 😍

[Ryan Dilks @RyanDilks1]

When you’ve assembled a near perfect team and Derby 2007-08 comes up

[Andrew @DasAleHaus]

@JonNJCB DAMNIT

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

@DasAleHaus Lmaoooo. Sorry in advance.

[Zito @_Zeets]

I don’t know, making the NBA finals by beating the defending champions is a big achievement

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The Curaçao squad are just living their best life and I’m so here for it👏😂

This is how they arrived😂🇨🇼

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

England play at Raymond James Stadium tonight, the home of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and, perhaps more iconically, the site of Oliver Glasner’s first trophy as Crystal Palace boss.

[Jawn-Philippe Mateta™️ ⚽️ @JonNJCB]

We, forget how young Wemby is. That was a rough sequence.

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

I didn’t expect to hate the Spurs possessions this much. They don’t attack mismatches. Don’t get it to Wembanyama enough (again). There’s guys out there to attack and they settle for stuff. They’ve looked lost for an hour.