Jon Pergl

woke up this morning
With an O douls in my hand
Whose O Douls?
What O Douls ?
Where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream
I don't believe where I've been

[Jon Pergl @JonPergl]

Today's migrants are tomorrow colonizers

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@littlesteven_ug. Ya'll prob know already, but when I want to listen to the OG Train Kept Roll'n I plays Tiny Bradshaws version. Thought I heard you attribute it to someone else.

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I knew it was just a matter of time before they'd put Jordan Peeterson behind a pay wall.
Same with all at DW. bull shit I tell ya!
#jordanpeterson
#dailywire
#c11nofreedombehindapaywall

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From what I can tell so far Grub Hub advertises you can drive for them and cash out daily, yet they make it impossible to do so.
#grubhubscam
#Grub Hub
#grubhubhasmymoney
#howdoigetmymoney
#ilostover200dollarsdrivingforgrubhub

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Deactivated from @Lyft because their third party background ✔ co. Doesn't recognise a D.L. I worked my ass off after a debilitating accident.
#lyft
#brokeifitwasntforuber
#ADAactiontime

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Deactivated Jan 31st from Lyft.
Reinstated Feb 5th.
Deactivated for same thing Feb 8th.
#Lyftsupport
#lyftisdrivingmetouber
#lyftsupportdoesnt.

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It would seem @lyft has turned from a great way to make money to a corporation that does not give one iota if they cause a driver to lose their car and place to live.
#lyftisdestryingmylife
#whereislyftsupport

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Tonight all my Lyft Customers get a "Pleeease heck off. thannnk you, byyee"
#junkyarddigsmook
#hecker

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@drdrew I'm thinking "mob" and "consensus" are becoming interchangeable.

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@HaileeSteinfeld I saw you got your drivers license today?

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@carmen_kemp Thanks Carmen. The Twitter jury is still out for me and this Twitter thing.

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Maybe THIS year we'll FINALLY get a half finished float in the rose parade.

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Year enD...D! D! D! DA!!! Year END sale!!! Enunciate!! nobody is looking for a good deal on piss!!

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Don't refer to something I'm going to eat as "product" As in "Spread product on a cracker." You put product in your hair or on a bite.

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@Scott_Ian hey scott follow me please so i can ask you a burning question.

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I hate it when I'm in the produce section at the store and there are no bags in the potato area, so I gotta walk over to the banana area.

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Oh great now Forest is gone (who ever he was) and I have the Ze-to the Ro followers. prob the right amount 4 this point in my life.

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Nothing against Forest but I need more followers.

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perv coach, pop dr in jail and h2o in street reports BEFORE astroid coming b-tween Earth and moon? WTF! priorities people!!!

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Does it matter what a jury says? I mean it SHOULD, but who will EVER say. "thats what a jury of our peers concluded, therefore thats it."