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[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@OddPittsburgh @colin_dunlap You're assuming that his wealth is liquid and can be spent. His wealth is tied up in his ownership of companies and is really just a measure of the value of the companies. I don't think he wants to give that ownership away, which is what you're really asking him to do.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@4nt1p4tt3rn I came to this conclusion a few months ago when my family and I left a word faith/ prosperity gospel church and started attending one like you described. More people need to hear this.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@BowTiedYukon She’s a bleach blonde and good looking. Pretty sure Don Jr didn’t think much deeper than that. Probably should have, but didn’t. Kind of like Don Sr.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@KyleSeraphin @DissidentSoaps That’s Texas for you.

But Scott’s putting in the work. So 🤷‍♂️. The really nauseating thing is just how checked out most people are. If they weren’t, we wouldn’t have to rely on brokeback mountain there.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@MarkMaddenX The point is to have an audience and sell tickets and merch. Winning helps, but it’s not everything.

If 71 stays, the fans are appeased even if they lose. If 71 goes and they lose, it’ll get ugly. Risk/reward proposition here.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@Half_A_Pond @CoffeeBlackMD Some amazing sauces. I’ve tried everything but the ghost pepper one. Highly recommended.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@theNOBSdentist Thank you. I suppose those will eventually come out and need addressed. But no sense rushing it. I’ll stick with the occasional xylitol gum.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

This is the most amazing explanation I’ve ever read as to what’s going on. Well done, @DataRepublican

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

I'm a Smurf. I've been hired to run counter-intelligence operations at Smurf Village. My role is political; I've personally gone up against the evil wizard Gargamel.

But once I'm on the inside, I discover that Smurf Village has a relationship with a goat-riding human boy called Peewit. Peewit isn't a Smurf. He's caused a lot of damage with his antics over the years. Why is he even here?

I start digging. I pull up Papa Smurf's history with Peewit. Papa Smurf has been collaborating with this kid for years. Protecting him. Making excuses for him. Why? Peewit is reckless. Peewit makes messes. But Papa Smurf keeps letting him back in.

The more I dig, the more Peewit I find. He's everywhere. In every file, behind every favor, connected to every mess. A picture forms in my head: if I'm looking for Peewit everywhere and I keep finding Peewit, the only logical conclusion is that Peewit is the one controlling Papa Smurf.

Then a prominent Smurf gets assassinated. They say Gargamel's people did it. Case closed, move along. But I get access to the dead Smurf's private messages. And there's Peewit. Right there in the chats. The same Peewit I've been laser-focused on all year. Pressuring him. Making demands.

I bring this to Papa Smurf and his inner circle. I bring it with alarm. Papa Smurf looks at me funny. And then — just like that — I'm kicked out of the investigation. No explanation. Just... out.

This is the final proof that Peewit is controlling the Smurf Village.

I know what I saw. I have to get the truth out there. So I do the unthinkable. I leak the information.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@GBNT1952 Noticed it. I don’t get it. It’s like they’re trying to retcon the very thing we spent 20 years fighting.

Bringing the Lord’s justice to the islamists will never not be a time honored tradition of our crayon eating brethren in the Corps.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@infantrydort The purpose of government is to bring justice in situations like this. I don’t even know what to when our government is complicit in the coverup.

They’re all so demonic.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@Dejan_Kovacevic Was it stupid? Yes. Is this totally out of context? Also, yes.

But journalistic curiosity and fact seeking has been dead for a while.

But maybe we can share outrage over all of the creeps and pedos in the Epstein files and not one arrest. That’s an outrage I can get behind.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@MikeWingerii @ToddWhiteLC This whole situation is a real life Homer Simpson meme. Everyone around Todd has backed away into the bushes. It’s crazy.

Who is his pastor? Where’s he at? Surely someone can speak up.

The only thing I’ve heard from his supporters is that you’re a lunatic with a vendetta.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

Reformed nuke and elder millennial approved!

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Turns out I don't have ADHD--i just need everything explained to me via 2000s emo music

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@BowTiedRanger Trump seems to think he can art of the deal with these people. There is no compromise to be had with these demons.

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

This is Jussie level fake. Just saying.

[NEWSMAX @NEWSMAX]

A man sprayed Rep. Ilhan Omar with an unidentified liquid during a town hall she was holding Tuesday in Minneapolis.

https://t.co/mrXsSfSeLX

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@RepThomasMassie Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence. Attacking law enforcement while carrying a firearm certainly is.

Is there something in Kentucky that makes the politicians absolutely insufferable?

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@WallStreetApes Republicans will do what they always do in situations like this - stir up outrage on Fox News and fund raise. Boomers gonna boomer.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Another "strongly worded letter" from Pam Bondi to Tim Walz. 🤨

[Rambo @JonRambo02]

@DeaceOnline @realDonaldTrump @GovTimWalz @MayorFrey By “arrest” you mean send a sternly worded letter, right? Because I think that’s all the AG is capable of and Trump has the fortitude for. Even after 2020 and being literally shot, Trump still doesn’t understand that he can’t art-of-the-deal with evil.