Reiss Crispy

Writer: Complex, Rolling Stone, SPIN Magazine, The Source, Tablet + more. Debut novel, Getting Off out now! LOOK AT ME! The XXXTENTACION Story AVAILABLE NOW!

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@tim_cook You are a fraud who is actively making the country and Apple worse.

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@vargh_ @LowEffrt @Awk20000 What pairs best with booth leather?

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@RealAlexJones Boot lickin, pdf lovin’ disinformation spreading bought and paid for scum.

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@curtis_yarvin When does this guy finally have to stand before a jury of his peers?

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@Real_RobN How many times has he said this now? How dumb are the people on X?

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@GuntherEagleman The economy sucks you absolute dolt

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@BoLoudon Breaking: Trump just said the sky is magenta and the mole babies are loose!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Your father is the Epstein files. He’a like a walking Epstein file and everything he represents is those files. Half the country knows that and each day he’s president another few thousand get it.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr They look pretty young

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@elonmusk https://t.co/C8GQ9GXf7A

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@PressSec You actually went and destroyed the country.

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@DOGE__news Why don’t you use your identity for this account? It’s good to know who’s terrible.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Thanks for your input pedo jr.

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@KaiserLoengramm @JackPosobiec Arrest who? By my count Trump is king pedo and the patron saint and protector of pedos everywhere

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In 2030 when you’ve spent four years undoing the mental and physical damage of the last four years know that it was the result of a battle waged upon you by a bunch of conservatives, many of whom just happened to be pedophiles. Know that @joerogan and @elonmusk helped.

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This app is the ugliest place on the planet. @elonmusk should be ashamed.

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@KariLake Pedo party

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@MattWalshBlog I hate everything you say except for this.

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@WhiteHouse Enigmas never age

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@jeffrey_riddle @grok @allenanalysis “Grok is this true?”
“Yes”
“BAD Grok!”