Jon Sousa

Self proclaimed nit. Husband to one, Father to two. Below average golfer but I play fast and repair ball marks. Grey Street is better with the third verse.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

Posting my 2026 golf goals here for accountability:

- Single digit handicap by 12/31/26 (currently a 11.4)

- 2 sub-80 rounds

- 1 round with no doubles or worse (correlated to the above, most likely)

- Less range sessions, more 9 hole practice rounds.

Here’s to a good year!

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@halfkelly

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

The man had his way with me today, but I did fight back well on the back. Side note - can someone please tell me how to not make triple bogeys?

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

Have a date with Mr. Ross on this fine Sunday morning. Happy Father’s Day to all!

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@SungjaeBurner How sick is the approach into 9?

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@leftyzag I’ll be the first challenger in the “Zag Plays His Former HS Golf Teammates” series. You have to give me strokes tho!

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

Playing a fade/pull cut that can turn into a hot pull at any second.

Playing Friday and losing my 73 (2.1 rating) off my 11.8 handicap.

Playing next Saturday at my favorite course of all time (@tothillfarm).

At least I'm hitting the center of the club face (some of the time)!

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@SungjaeBurner Get a BBQ sandwich at the turn, they are incredible.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@leftyzag Much love my man; Gib was a great dude.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@ChipJohnson01 @YipStrickler Had this happen to me on Monday. Winning team of all members at the host course was -20 gross; claimed it was all "course knowledge". There were some impossible pins (especially on Par 3s), so no chance it was real.

Cheating at a charity scramble is absolute scumbag behavior.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

Update: The scramble team shot 62 (-10). Everyone contributed. We lost to a team who shot 54.

Still beats Salesforce reports for 8 hours!

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

PTO well spent today:

Up early
About to rip ~6 mi for marathon training
Home to give wife coffee in bed/hang with kiddos
Playing in a charity golf tournament at the former home course

Hate that I (an 11.8) am the best player on my scramble team. We face no choice but to ball.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

Note for myself if I’m still on this godforsaken app in 20 years: There is going to be a day when you cannot wake up and run while listening to this weekend’s DMB shows. Just fucking get up, lace your shoes on, and do it.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@theappleMN Both for me. I ran a half in 2024, and I was pretty inactive for the past year and a half. Always wanted to check the full off and getting back into shape is a nice byproduct.

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

Russell Henley has made north of $50 million on the PGA Tour, and yet no one would recognize him if he stepped into a restaurant. Dream life.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

Playing golf-related: Dressing nicely (tuck your shirt in), playing fast, and being respectful are non-negotiables, no matter where you are playing.

Pro golf-related: If Cam Smith actually cared about being the best golfer in the world, he would be the best golfer in the world.

[John Morton, PGA @JohnMorton215]

What golf opinion makes you feel like this?

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

This is the best song that Dave has wrote in the past 10 years plus. Was a treat to get to hear it get its live debut last night!

[Zeb L. Smathers @ZebSmathers]

Thank you @davematthewsbnd and Charlotte last night for this moment and beautiful song honoring Canton, Haywood County, and most importantly, the mill workers and their families.

“You might leave sweet Carolina, but you haven’t seen the end of me”

https://t.co/ZyweF4w0dh

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@SoMuchToPlayDMB @patobriennyusa Hey! I see my name a few times here!

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

All-time day tomorrow:

- BEC on everything/Blue Powerade start
- 3 hr drive to Charlotte listening to @coynewriter's new book (cannot wait!)
- 18 w/ the lads at my former home course in college
- DMB show to cap it off

Try to beat it with a stick. You can't.

[Jon Sousa @JonSousa46]

@tarheelpete THP does this driver cover play?