getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name
I received some shocking news this week.
I tested positive for gonorrhea.
The doctor told me I can’t fuck anyone for 2 weeks.
Unfortunately, I will not be able to follow the doctor’s orders since we play against TL tomorrow.
dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly
It's 2028
Friend wants to hop on Rocket League
Already installed the 2.1TB necessary to play the game
Lego Fortnite mandatory 130G update
Internet taxed by the new data center in my town slows to a crawl
Close to losing power completely
Finish patch
Open game
30 FPS with stutters