Jon Thorpe

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

"Ali doesn't believe in the tooth fairy... She believes in the tooth moose..."

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

@EmilyItami Not at all, you were great. Plus the comedy gold moment when you disappeared and then reappeared sideways-on will go down in Bookbar history!

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

Hi @EmilyItami Was lovely to hear you speak about Fault Lines on the BB Bookclub last night, I thoroughly enjoyed reading it; Tokyo is back on my holiday destination list! Hope you're well

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

[3yo] look there's a robin
[Parent] those birds are called blue tits
[3yo] yeah those robins have got blue tits

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

Party guest, "Happy birthday Ottie"
Ottie [to every guest], "happy birthday to you too!"

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

[To 3yr old] "can you say 'V' like video or Van or..?
[6yr old pipes up] "or Vulva"

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

We got these from father Christmas...he bought them in Body shop [as shown on the label]

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

-Do you like Clare?
-[Ottie, disdainfully] yeah but she had a green jumper

[Jon Thorpe @JonThorpe101]

Ottie,"mmm my bogeys taste nice"