Jon

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[Jon @JonUwU_]

I’m actually Todo if you think about it (goated and delusional)

[Jon @JonUwU_]

The worst part about going to the gym is having to feel my muscles all the time

[vy @vyv2k]

Why dont people lenny face anymore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Jon @JonUwU_]

When the pump starts to feel like your skin is going to split open

[Jon @JonUwU_]

Look at this handsome young man

[Jon @JonUwU_]

It was quite yummy btw

[Jon @JonUwU_]

Tried to make a breakfast burrito and ended up making a taco the size of my hand cause it was too full roll it

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Whenever u cancel a subscription and then they offer you that last-ditch 50% off BS in an attempt to keep you on board, I’m always reminded that the entire pricing model for subscriptions is dictated by thin-fucking air, and they can change it on a whim when it conveniences them.

[Jon @JonUwU_]

@deediedoedum Gotta be top 5 worst feelings to hit outta nowhere

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Beer is amazing, I can't believe we have a human tradition going back ten thousand years of crafting a beverage that makes you get kicked out of Moana

[meow @user_cat37]

How my profile look now that they’ve removed reposts.

[naiko @naikosbones]

my tweets feel kinda naked without my retweets

[Jon @JonUwU_]

You can tell how insecure someone is by how much they need external validation/glazing

[Jon @JonUwU_]

Nobody says they want a generous man more than a broke, dependent woman

[Jon @JonUwU_]

2 days in a row. I gotta buy my own pool cue now

[Jon @JonUwU_]

@deediedoedum #feltthat

[beep @1borzoigaming]

#borzoi #borzoitwt

[Snail υ´• ﻌ •`υ🏳️‍⚧️🐌🐾 @Snailington_]

Raise yo paw if you love burgers and dr peppa 🐶🍔🥤

[Jon @JonUwU_]

Split like 4 pitchers of beer with my friends while playing pool tonight… don’t even ask how many times I won

[Jon @JonUwU_]

How it feels when Kon stops biting the hell out of me