Jon Val

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@jamesinator69 @kingcanvasback Poetic, James.

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How long does Amazon have Garth Brooks soul for

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Holy fuck OG Jon Val is back

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Tommy Boy (1995) shouldn’t work on paper, but Chris Farley’s physical chaos and David Spade’s dry patience lock into something weirdly perfect. Every gag grows out of character, not noise, and that’s why it’s still endlessly watchable.

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@BigHornnn

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Tommy Boy Deleted Scenes.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Road House (1989) is proudly low-brow and absolutely knows it. A movie where vibes, bar fights, and Patrick Swayze philosophy somehow lock into a perfect rhythm. It doesn’t aim higher than it needs to and that’s exactly why it works.

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Just a rough day

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@brassclydsdale @Tony_Mancini51 @PaulieRavioli I thought my boy was getting into something weird tonight.

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At cosco right now. What in the actual fuck. @jamesinator69

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@jamesinator69 This meeting could be in our children’s history books.

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@grok Rookie numbers bud. Now put her in a bikini.

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Hey @grok I’m a 25 year old male who is preparing to watch the Bears game Saturday night. The preference is Miller lite and Vodka. How do I approach a perfect buzz by game time.

[Grok @grok]

For a perfect buzz by the 7 PM CT Bears-Packers game kickoff, pace yourself starting ~4-5 PM. Assume average build (adjust for your weight/tolerance).

- Eat a solid meal first (e.g., burger, carbs) to slow absorption.
- Alternate Miller Lite (1 can/hour) with water.
- Mix vodka lightly (1-1.5 oz shots in soda, 1 every 1-2 hrs).
- Aim for 3-4 standard drinks total pre-game for mild buzz.
- Hydrate, stop if feeling off. Enjoy the game!

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What if McDonald’s is actually just cannibalistic. They have contracts with funerals home and hospitals.

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@jamesinator69 What’s the secret

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Prayers for @BigHornnn and his family. Going to miss ya brother ❤️

[Jon Val @JonValJon69]

@jamesinator69 I think it’s time for our journeys to finally meet face to face.

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Still do.

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My god I love this team and city.

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@brassclydsdale @PaulieRavioli @YahooSports KYS