A challenge to all the rest of the summer:
1. Find a new phrase other than "wheels up" when you send me a pic of you sitting on a plane prior to takeoff
2. Get creative and use something other than "the best boy" or "the goodest boy" for the caption of your dog pics
#challenge
Went to the Dr. for a routine check up. Asked what I do for exercise. Told him @CrossFit. Dr. told me I won't be able to do that much longer.
When did the narrative go from "you should exercise regularly" to "exercising like that can be dangerous" ?
Wife: how much is fantasy football costing us this year?
Me: $75
Wife: that's a lot of money to just throw away.
Me: I could win this year, though.
Wife: but you never win, so I guess we're out $75
#support