John Doe

I really should stop insulting Elon

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@Zikode_ka_Gasa @KatloKendall @iamVentWELL_SA This is just one example, I don’t know what instance you’re talking about where Aaron spoke but there have been multiple. Out of curiosity, can I ask for gps? https://t.co/SWealEIZJw

[Pennsylvania King ✝️ @PA_Imperator]

@GodslangDev @Inkora_Art

[Inkora @Inkora_Art]

it makes me sad how much of korra's worldbuilding is just "fuck the lore, fuck the timeline, and fuck you. early 20th century new york. future plastic surgery."

[The Counterhegemon @GillianSchutte1]

Some background: I was forced off Twitter in 2016 after I outed racist Judge Mabel Jansen, because of the sheer volume of hatespeech and death threats focused at me and my husband @SiphoSingiswa (Filmmaker/policial analyst and ex political prisoner) and our son Kai Singiswa. The right wing are gruesome, but when I critiqued liberals 22 years back, and I still do, they set about destroying our lives institutionally. Liberals are just as gruesome as the far right, but harder to spot.

[Siyabonga @SiyabongaOnX]

Not you guys shocked that Jackie, as an “author” is clueless about the preamble to the Constitution. Because, like, have you read the kind of books she has authored? 😂

[M🇿🇦☦️ @M24onRSA]

These Cape Independence lot are very lucky that Cyril is our president. This nonsense would not have been allowed to go on for as long as it has under my regime.

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

🚨 7 PM we have a Press Briefing 🙏🏻

[Credo's first *Ngafa* @hi_ayanda]

I dont know how i can get it into South African people's brains , stop arguing with west africans on the internet. Just deny that discourse oxygen. Put it down. Clapping back and interacting just makes you look like a loser. Ayina aura lento.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

As fun as it is, As South Africans we truly have no business stooping low and arguing with these people hey, like that’s truly beneath us.😭

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@MrMsizaS They will never matter to them, which is why they need to matter to us. We must fight for ourselves

[KingDavid 🇿🇦 @MpumeleloN24]

That’s why we need to keep fighting for ourselves

[A F I K A @AfikaSoyamba]

That is the uncomfortable reality, everyone else gets a political label… We get a case number, a coffin and instructions to move on. Technically, we are background noise in our own country…

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@RedTalent2 You don’t want an answer, you want a gotcha. Coz there’s a million examples of whites and foreigners killing South Africans. Farm murders are half by their own families, half from invasions by the same foreigners they employ. And no-one has been killed by march and march

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@KatloKendall @Zikode_ka_Gasa @iamVentWELL_SA So tell me what happened when those kids were killed by expired poisonous food they were given by foreigners. What happened to the spaza shop owners that didn’t get the publicity Mazwi got? People like you make me understand why mfs got a necklace back in the day

[VENTainment (Sound and lighting) @iamVentWELL_SA]

If a White Man is killed in RSA. Its white Genocide🇿🇦
If a Foreigner is killed in RSA its Xenophobia🇿🇦

If a Black South African is Killed its Normal Crime No Fancy Name for you Black Man.

We are on our own here....

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@TripleMaxmass @kith3r She sees herself in them. Modern women have adopted hoe dress codes and hoe behaviour. So they feel personally attacked when they see them described as such. They’ll pretend no marriage has ended in “you knew who I was when you married me”.

[Two Stars Shimane. @_shimane_]

You will never be able to shame us into not watching PSL.

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@kolachaweench @GMP1isReal @GameCat16 @SummonerFlash actions in the physical world. Koh specifically says Tui and Lah abandoned their place in the spirit world to serve the physical world permanently. And the water spirit fusing with the avatar is not the same as a glowing spirit kaiju. Watch the fucking show

[John Doe @JonWithDoe]

@kolachaweench @GMP1isReal @GameCat16 @SummonerFlash You’re a special kind of retard coz you’re explaining how these things are different, while insisting they’re the same. No, they don’t use the same mechanics. Hell, they don’t even use the same grammar. “Channeling spirit world energy” is not the same as specific spirit making