just jon

i can't be your Superman

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você lê suas mensagens e percebe que está forçando a pessoa a conversar com você:

[HAMZA & BARÇA @Hamza8Barca]

Set 5 alarms, ignored all of them 😭

[kicker🇪🇸⭐️⭐️ @KickerCasillas]

tengo 24 años y me la puedo ver al mear
tengo 24 años y me la puedo ver al mear
tengo 24 años y me la puedo ver al mear

[Chubbz @ChristianShikor]

Accidentally said I love you on the 2 man

[ajneB @Ajneb_]

El Corsa doblará a 100 km/h con la calle mojada? Me voy a tener que sacar la duda

[Torres @yoluistorress]

La falta de un propósito personal está provocando tu obsesión por ese amor romántico por cierto

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

Mi amigo armó un futbol 5 para jugarle la revancha a otros pibes que nos habían ganado y esta vez no me invitó

[grant @6ranted]

she dont need mind control to tell me what to do

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

> empty coffee shop
> order coffee
> barista is cute brunette
> start talking
> turns into flirting
> talk for like 20 minutes
> ask for her number
> she says she’s married

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

Mind control away and use me as a pawn

[JAIRO EX JUNIORISTA 🌟🦈 @Jairom_31]

me acaban de dar una tarjeta de crédito

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

One is filled with chaos and greed, the other is filled with peace and wisdom

[Carolinda sarcasticamente @t_lider]

When the fetish content is so interesting that you don't necessarily find it sexy, but are fascinated by the concept. like appreciating a piece of fetish art in a platonic way.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

when I see someone with a girlfriend try to relate to spiderman