Jon

[Magills @magills_]

An unmasked lesbian walks into a bar. Bartender asks “why the long COVID?”

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

On her new album, Miley Cyrus wonders why today’s “kids don’t want to dance,” then gives them absolutely nothing to dance to https://t.co/W9R4HLfXl3

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

I'm cryinggggg😭😭😭😭

[工口兵衛 @erobee_z]

ちんちんデカすぎて先っちょが土曜日入ってるから今日はお休み

[♱ @mimiscatalog]

they sent their baddest bitch out im crying

[ari 🐝 @laurogeitabat]

oscar passing a message from lily to lando... he's exactly where he wants to be

[lesbian father of 4 (jo) @HowdyItsJo]

he is embarrassed but famous

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A bit strange, don’t you think?

As soon as Muslims started moving to Japan, its Shinto shrines and Buddhist temples started burning down, just like the churches in Europe.

[DabloSV5🇺🇸 @DabloSV5]

FRANKIE MUNIZ IS A GT4 WINNER🐐

[山本一成🌤️完全自動運転AIを作るチューリングのCEO @issei_y]

美しいな。

[Justin @JustinMLB]

Giancarlo Stanton during his “light jogging session”

[jason @cjjdidit]

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

[Matt @Mahcus_Smaht]

Since plenty people are talking about Friday Night Lights and appreciating the acting

Zach Gilford in this episode is one of the best performances you will see on TV, and yes Kyle Chandler is also spectacular

[. @TheBloodyWyrm]

Daemon: "Caraxes"
Caraxes:

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[🐈‍⬛Lusía ⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖🍓 @TsukkiAkai]

Es como ver la Mona Lisa siendo pintada 🐱🇪🇸

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

HOLD THAT 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸