Jon Beard

Allen Americans and FC Dallas fan, Brit in Texas.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@DallasStars I hope you're considering joining BlueSky. Would much rather follow you there rather than the Muskrat's hellsite.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@penguins I hope you're considering joining BlueSky. Would much rather follow you there rather than the Muskrat's hellsite.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@Rovers I hope you're considering joining BlueSky. Would much rather follow you there rather than the Muskrat's hellsite.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/8nuzkIeQAj

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@RedArmyHooligan @Grace_TX Healthy scratch players, not staff. We went to the team bus just as Dustin Donaghy came out to pick up pizzas from a delivery driver and he brought us in. ("Didja get kicked oat?")

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

Sounds like a certain Kentucky Republican either is, or wants to be, a cousin fucker.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@ERCOT_ISO How about you fuckers winterize the grid like you were fucking supposed to 3 fucking years ago?

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@RedArmyHooligan @Grace_TX @JustJulieV @partybusmatthew @mudpoet Please. We all know we're just going to play Idaho, Tulsa, and Wichita 20 times each.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

I would have had Empty G rather than Bobo the Clown in the "getting kicked out of a musical" space on my White Trash bingo card, but then I realized old horseface can't understand anything more complex than a Jason Aldean lyric.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

Does this count as a @wpiootbgw?

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

Two weeks in a row this has happened. @FedEx train your drivers!

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

So either @FedEx drivers can't read or they just don't give a shit. This is printed on the side of our box that was facing up.

@greenchef, can you switch to a real delivery company please?

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

So either @FedEx drivers can't read or they just don't give a shit. This is printed on the side of our box that was facing up.

@greenchef, can you switch to a real delivery company please?

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

What an absolute shit show.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

UPDATE: Elon Musk says he is limiting the daily number of tweets users can read.

Verified accounts are limited to reading 6,000 posts a day, unverified accounts are limited to 600, and new unverified users can only access 300. https://t.co/cJG9Iud7zf

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

Sadly, it looks the fucking Muskrat has flipped the switch and killed third party apps like @TalonAndroid. Meanwhile, @Twitter's own app is a fucking disjointed mess. Maybe it's time to hop off this trainwreck and join Tribel instead.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@AoDespair third-tier? That's generous.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

As always, they only care about anything when it affects them directly. https://t.co/CG9yI5oifH

[David Heath @davidhth]

This conservative Republican, who describes himself as “anti-woke as you can get,” warns Ohio lawmakers that a bill to ban gender-affirming care for teenagers is appalling. He said he learned the complexities of the issue from raising a transgender son. (Reposted due to typo)

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

@mdamore4 @Ibra_official wait, I thought he was going to LAFC for the avocado toast?

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

As always, don't read the comments. https://t.co/GdWC3QG9hC

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

LGBTQI+ rights are human rights.

[Jon Beard @Jon_Beard]

Cristian Colmán >>> Jesus Jimenez