About time they get relegated – got nothing bad to say about their fans (apart from those muppets at the station the other day) but they have clung on for like three seasons now and it would be quite funny to get relegated in their last game at Goodson Park.
Watching the snooker, John Higgins complained about a noise from the audience. The ref told him the sound came from a persons' "breathing device", to which Higgins asked could they "turn it off"
The biggest compliment you could say about this evening is that Everton have transported Goodison’s soul to their new home. The best atmosphere of the season, the best performance of the season (at home) and a noise that rings in your ears. It’s been absolutely fantastic
Genuinely mind blowing that some blues are not happy with the way things are going. 5 years of genuine relegation worry, to being top half and a couple of points off a European place! This manager and this squad have taken Everton so far in such a short period #efc#utft 🔵
@grandoldteam Genuinely don’t get what he’s ever done in previous performances to warrant the abuse he gets. Personally don’t think we need a right back. We need a guaranteed 15 goal striker.
@JezClein I’ve got tickets for March 21st v Chelsea. What date is this likely going to be moved to, if Chelsea get to the final? It can’t be the Monday as it’s internationals.
@TOFFEEBLUECAST people complain for years that we've got no players who fight for the badge, and also dont contribute anything in the final 3rd, and we've got a guy on loan who is fighting for our shirt every game, and has 6 assists and 2 goals !! we don't deserve nice things.
If you liked my other stand up specials, you will love #Mortality. If you didn't like my other stuff, you will fucking hate it. Seriously. Don't watch it. It will make you sad and angry. You have been warned. So if you do watch it and hate it, it's your own stupid fucking fault.