Jon 🔴

Anarcho-socialist. 🚲 Cycling, 🏃🏼‍♂️ Running, 🍻 Booze, & 🍜 Food. 🎶The more you suck, the more you bleed🎶 Own views.

[Wankpanzer Watch @Wankpanzer]

Whatever this machine is, it’s working perfectly #wankpanzer

[Liz Bonnin 💙 @lizbonnin]

Anyone interested in the actual facts VS claims the new oil and gas licences will bring UK energy prices down? This is quite the humdinger. Well done @Channel4News

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

@MikeyCycling Mine in Somerset have been 7 days as long as I've been reporting (which is admittedly only since late last year since I got cameras). Probably a nationwide policy being phased in, not that it's a positive change.

[CyclingMikey the Unspeakable @MikeyCycling]

All of these drivers, imprisoned in their metal cages because they use so much roadspace to transport so few people. They are the traffic that they caused themselves.

[Stuart Helmer @stuarthelmer]

"Cyclists should take responsibility for their own safety!"

"OK then"

[- takes primary position
- runs helmet camera
- reports dangerous drivers
- demands separated cycling infra]

"No not like that"

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

@fiwileague Fast fix or refund for me! Absolutely not filing the axle down. I've other options for an upgrade kit now (took so long I've been looking around still) and the risk of taking too much off and braking the fork isn't worth it, especially without properly fitting anti-rotation nuts!

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

Hey @SwytchBike Super disappointed customer here! I just tried to fit my kit, excited to give my new e-bike a spin tomorrow morning, only to get 3 steps in to find that it won't fit my dropouts. Nor will it fit any of the other bikes in my garage. Every single one,... 1/2

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Greatest resignation letter ever

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

@ProfBrianCox Seems a fairly good test to see how "advanced" as a species in general we are. "Observation: overwhelmingly responds to stimulus with violence."

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

500,000 workers on strike tomorrow.

RT if you support every single one of them.

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

Get this man on the front bench.

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

The Tories have run our public services into the ground. But under-funding is only part of the picture.

Just increasing the amount of money going into our services won't be a solution so long as profiteering is allowed.

[Havfy @_havfy]

My mouth is a battlefield!
A clash of unyielding cultures warring for dominance
See, my tongue is a traumatized survivor…

I think its about time I shared this piece with my audience. Here goes nothing 🙂❤️
#babel #anewlanguage #lipfestslam2022 #spokenwordpoetry

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

This is VERY interesting — imagine if every decision-maker in YOUR city, elected or appointed, was required to experience just a small taste of what it’s like to be a bike-rider on badly designed, unsafe (aka typical) roads?

HT to @SarikaPanda

[Breakthrough Party 🟠🌤️ @BThroughParty]

Houses should be homes, not financial assets.

Retweet if you agree.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

https://t.co/FqoC3hSFM8 🌈

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

@sexandtheswiss Obviously don't know where you've been looking already, but this is a great go-to for cycle industry Jobs: https://t.co/iO3l7HaFle

[Jon 🔴 @Jon_F_SW]

I hate Keir Starmer

[𝖑𝖔𝖖𝖏𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖚𝖘 @loqjawrelius]

@jrc1921 Transcribed it here and credited you in the video too (hopefully Twitter doesn't make it go out of sync this time!)

[helennoyes @helennoyes3]

I'm very sad to report that my lovely old steed was stolen from St James's Hospital, Leeds, today, locked up outside Trust HQ. It's an extra small frame, Ridgeback World Voyage with a Brooks saddle. Please look out for it. I'm a bicycle commuter and need it to get to the hospital

[Cllr Stuart Jeffery 💚 @stuartjeffery]

Climate change capitalists are blocking roads with their "Just Flood London" campaign.

Disgusting, but where are the police?